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Not That We Needed Proof But...

Paris is indeed Herpes-Hilton.

I love seeing Supermodels with no make-up on and greasy hair.

Retro Reel

Jeremy Piven's Bad!

You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-

You Know It

(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)

And The Whole World Has To

Answer Right Now

Just To Tell You Once Again,

Who's Bad . . .

Guess Who #11

Miss Litzi got it!

Much Ado About Beyonce's Pits

Everyone seems to be talking about Beyonce's fascination with posing with her arms up, pitstick marks and all.

Really! It's national news. I don't know why she does it, pits aren't the most attractive part of a woman's body (just my opinion) but her pits in these pictures are a hell of a lot less vile than this one.

Tuesday Night Links

Complete list of Oscar nominations.

The Amazing Race Allstar Edition starts February 18th!

The top 12 appearances by bands in films.

Bunny Yawns!

Better late than never. Top 25 worst album covers of 2006.

Film Threat's 50 coldest people in Hollywood 2006.

Where Is PETA When You Need Them?

And who let her into the Sundance Film Festival?

Granny Feud!

Just Because

Tori Spelling's Hideous Maternity Wear #7

I'm almost going to be sad when the baby is finally born.
This is just such great material.

Courtesy of Pretty on the Outside

Retro Reel

Beyonce's Dad Sites Racism For Her Golden Globe Loss

Knowles told reporters back stage at the Beverly Hills Hilton right after the Golden Globes show ended that his daughter was outcasted and overlooked by a bureaucratic good old boy system that is still alive in 2007 as it was in 1967. "Today is MLK's birthday and it saddens me to say that things have not changed for blacks. Working class blacks and blacks in Hollywood are still being discriminated against. We still have a long way to go," he said."

The last time I looked Jennifer Hudson, Forest Whitaker & Eddie Murphy are black and they won Golden Globes.

I think this delusional family needs to realize that we all don't love Beyonce and she is not a good actress by any stretch of the imagination.

Guess Who #10

This was a hard one.

I Can't Stop Laughing Long Enough To Think of a Title

Steven Tyler has Grandpa ass.

They Must Be Taking The Appendix Out Orally Nowadays

Look Mom! No Scar!

Tori Spelling's Hideous Maternity Wear #6

Who Lets This Woman Do Interviews?

This week has been unexpectedly crazy, sorry for the lack of posts.
I'm sure this will tie you all over.



My favourite Paula line: It's a wild party where you are.
She's nuts!

This Is Not A Good Look

It's A Bloody Fuckin' Miracle!

Lindsay Lohan is photographed a mere day after a supposed appendectomy.

Liar, liar, pants on fire.
She was probably admitted to hospital with a severe case of the clap.

Another One Bites The Dust #6

Holy Hi-Cut Bikini Batman

Now You Can Kick The Snot Out Both of Them

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Mrs. James Brown: Crazy As A Bat

Tori Spelling's Hideous Maternity Wear #5

And look, they want to torture their new baby with crocs.

Are People Really Still Interested In Demi Moore?

Her Husband
Her Body
And Why She Never Ages?



Okie Dokie

I Thought It Was Still Taboo To Makeout With The Dead

But hey, it's Michael.

Help!

I'm about to make my first ever cell phone purchase (I know I know, where have I been?)
And I was wondering if anyone could recommend a good one.

So... tell me about your cell phones if you please.

Merci.

Jennifer Aniston... Looking More Like A Man Everyday