Things Are Getting Interesting...

"There was a sea of photographers. There were people shouting about a DNA test . . . I tried to call Eddie, and I couldn't get through. Then I got through, and he said he would call me back, and that was it. He never called back. I don't feel humiliated. I think the only person who has humiliated themselves is Eddie. His behavior was unacceptable. We both know this is his baby. If he wants to do a DNA test, do it. Step up to the plate and be responsible. I have no doubt that this is Eddie's baby. Maybe one day Eddie will tell me why this happened."
- Melanie Brown

David Bowie & Iman 15 Years!

Idiotic Celebrity Quote of the Week

"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of conserving trees which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required."

Sheryl Crow

Alec Baldwin Really Is Crazy

To be this abusive on an answering machine, knowing that you're being taped and still not being able to control yourself? Now that's nuts.

No Longer a Daddy's Girl

Birtney's Dad tells Page Six:

"When Larry Rudolph (Britney's manager) talked Britney into going into rehab, he was doing what her mother, father and team of professionals with over 100 years of experience knew needed to be done. She was out of control. Larry was the one chosen by the team to roll up his sleeves and deliver the message, to help save her life.

"The Spears family would like to publicly apologize to Larry for our daughter's statements about him over the past few weeks. Unfortunately, she blames him and her family for where she is at today with her kids and career. Larry has always been there for Britney. For this, we will forever be grateful to him."

Britney's response:

"I am praying for my father. We have never had a good relationship. It's sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman's love. I am concentrating on my work and my life right now."

Barf, I would have thought after leaving rehab she would have hunkered down and spent a little time with children for Christ Sake and maybe try and repair her tarnished image (not that she had a great one to begin with) But nope she's still dressing horribly, shopping constantly and smiling for the camera like an absolute lunatic. What did I really expect?

Guess Who #17

I've been swamped and blogger stopped being the biggest bitch ever!
So... I'm back!

Sorry Guys, Been Busy Busy

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And I Thought I Had Problems With The In-Laws

It seems that Elizabeth Hurley and pretty boy pissed off Daddy.

Vinod Nayer told the Sunday Mirror from Mumbai that he and his wife Joanne felt "publicly humiliated" and treated "like social outcasts" at the event, which took place in Britain and India last month.
"Liz and Arun have treated us very shabbily. My heart is heavy with pain," the newspaper quoted him as saying.
"We were pushed into the background like poor relations. This has broken my heart," the 66-year-old added.
"I feel that Liz and Arun behaved shamefully and placed more importance on showing off than their own family," Nayer senior added.
He said that he had not spoken to his son since the wedding and had sent him a letter accusing him of having "disregarded me like one of your office boys."
"You have shown disrespect to me and my family, plus my dear friends who have been with me since your birth," the letter reportedly said.
Via The Sunday Mirror
They also seemed to piss off some environmentalists who have calculated the "carbon footprint" of the Hurley-Nayer wedding.
See Below.

Her week-long nuptials were a big, fat, not-so green wedding.

By Geoffrey Lean and Rachel Beebe

Liz Hurley's long-haul wedding has produced a carbon footprint so large that it would take the average British couple more than 10 years to contribute as much to heating up the planet as she and Arun Nayar have done in little over a week. It would take a typical Indian couple a massive 123 years.
A special study, by an Oxford-based footprinting consultancy, suggests the celebrations will release around 200,000kg of carbon into the atmosphere.
The consultancy, Best Foot Forward, reckons this is an underestimate. The couple are not giving full details of the festivities because of a contract with Hello! magazine, but last night environmentalists condemned their "conspicuous carbon consumption".
The nuptials ended on a sour note when a fistfight broke out between journalists and security guards as the couple arrived at Meherangarh Fort, Jodhpur, northern India, for their final wedding feast. The couple's two-night stopover in Mumbai earlier in the week hit problems after the authorities tore down part of a venue built to host the wedding party as it impinged on a popular beach.
The marathon marriage began a week before, with a small civil ceremony in the 15th-century Sudeley Castle on Friday 2 March, and the couple repeated their vows in front of 250 guests in a blessing at St Mary's Church in the castle grounds. After two days of "quiet" celebrations in the Cotswolds, the couple flew last Monday, with 24 guests, in a chartered Learjet to Mumbai. After partying there, they and 250 guests flew in seven chartered jets to Jodhpur, northern India. But at the wedding at the Umaid Bhawan Palace hotel, the head priest refused to perform the ceremony because Ms Hurley has a child with the US film producer Steve Bing, while Mr Nayar is divorced. Today, the newlyweds flyto the Maldives for their honeymoon.
Best Foot Forward says the biggest polluter is the Learjet, which will emit more than 70,000kg on its 12,000-mile round-trip. Accommodation in India adds18,605kg, and food and drink 18,000kg. Flying in flowers produces 28,250kg, and flying three chefs to India adds 2,377kg. Guests and staff travelling to Gloucestershire released 30,000kg. The bride's flight to Milan for a dress fitting added just215kg.
The total of 207,849kg assumes the couple take the Learjet to the Maldives, while their guests return to Britain by scheduled flights. If the couple just flew first class, the total drops to 173,578kg, as the impact would be shared among more people.
Fitting the dress
Where else does one go but Versace in Milan, darling? At least it was a scheduled flight: 215kg CO₂
Getting to Gloucestershire
Sir Elton arrived in his personal helicopter. Not many guests came by National Express: 30,038kg
The English ceremony
They borrowed a castle. But there was heat, light, food and drink to provide: 5,196kg
Getting to India
The bridal party went by Learjet. The rest went by airline, then boarded hired planes: 66,461kg
The Indian festivities
Flowers and chefs were flown in. The press, uninvited, were thrown out: 17,143kg
The honeymoon
Liz and Arun leave Jodhpur and take the Learjet to the Maldives: 70,113kg
Total: 207,849kg CO₂

Thursday Night Links

The 100 Worst Reviewed Films of all time.

Greg Brady stoned!

Best graffiti ever!

We need another NBA player rapping like we need a hole in the head.

List of people banned from Saturday Night Live.

Scary Little Girls: Horror Movie Matching Game

Lily Tomlin yells at David O. Russell - David O. Russell freaks out on Lily Tomlin.
I'm on Lily's side.

This Is The Last Bikini Pic of Courtney Love

I Promise!

Which Parody Do You Like Best?

1. Let's start with this parody of Fergie's Fergalicious
done by Greg Scarnici and the Lawson twins.



2. A sad, self-destructive Kermit covering Nine Inch Nails.



3. This next one makes me think of the old saying ~ Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones ~ it is kind of interesting.



4. The Dan Band! I just can't get enough of them.

Tara Reid's Bikini Top Is Hilarious.

I had quite the crappy day... feeling kind of blue.
Just saw this picture and needless to say it cheered me up immensely!

Thanks Tara, you never disappoint.

Accessorize Much?

That is a lot of shit for a day on the beach.