I'm More Confused Than Ever

Just spent the afternoon watching this.
I think I'll just stick to entertainment.

Guess Who #21

Wendy got it!

Celine Dion and Daughter, Er, I Mean Son

Where in the Hell Did the Gap Come From?

I've never noticed that before.

Amy Fisher & Joey Buttafucko Dating!

I know this is probably old news by now but these two morons are dating and about to do reality tv. Barf.

This Snub Is Hilarious!

Alicia Silverstone snubs Elizabeth right after this fight.

I love it!

This Is Just Plain Wrong

Kurt Cobain, Joey Ramone, Joe Strummer & Sid Vicious are selling Doc Martens.









Kurt Cobain, Sid Vicious, Joey Ramone and Joe Strummer have been reported to all appear as angels wearing the famous boots. Writer Andrew Petch said the following of the add campaign:

"We wanted to communicate that Dr. Martens boots are ‘made to last,’ and we discovered that these idolized musicians wore them. Showing them still wearing their Docs in heaven dramatized the boots’ durability perfectly. And, as images, they feel very iconic."

According to the article at the Daily Swarm the images have been cleared for use in the U.K. only, in an arrangement with Corbis, supplier of the original photographs, which have been enhanced by photographer Dimitri Daniloff and retoucher Christophe Huet.

I'm hoping this is a late April Fools joke.

Guess Who #20

Just Dave got it!

Saturday Night Links

25 best rock rumors ever!

The 5 biggest mismatches in movie fight history

Do The Right Thing - Sesame style

Rushmore hand-job montage

The 100 worst cover songs

Oh My God It's The Fergie's!

Caption This Picture

Guess Who #19

I'm Speechless

Road Trip

Going on a wee road trip with Mrs. G.
I'll be back to posting on Monday.

I hope you all have a fantastic weekend.

Wow

Dlisted posted these pictures of Melanie Griffith today.
Could that possible be her leg?

It looks like it is.


She's only 49!

How Refreshing, Someone With Convictions!

LOUISVILLE, Ky. - The owner of an upscale steakhouse in Louisville said he asked O.J. Simpson to leave his restaurant the night before the Kentucky Derby because he is sickened by the attention Simpson still attracts.

“I didn’t want to serve him because of my convictions of what he’s done to those families,” Jeff Ruby said in a telephone interview Tuesday. “The way he continues to torture the lives of those families ... with his behavior, attitude and conduct.”

Ruby — who owns restaurants in Cincinnati, Louisville and Belterra, Ind. — said Simpson, who was in town for the Derby on Saturday, came in with a group of about 12 Friday night and was seated at a table in the back. A customer came up to Ruby and was “giddy” about seeing Simpson, Ruby said.

“I didn’t want that experience in my restaurant,” Ruby said, later adding that seeing Simpson get so much attention “makes me sick to my stomach.”

He said he went to Simpson’s table and said, “I’m not serving you.” Ruby said when Simpson didn’t respond, he repeated himself and left the room.

Ruby said Simpson soon came up to him and said he understood and would gather the rest of his party to leave.

Simpson's attorney, Yale Galanter, said the incident was about race, and he intended to pursue the matter and possibly go after the restaurant's liquor license.
"He screwed with the wrong guy, he really did," Galanter said by telephone Tuesday night.
Ruby said the incident had to do with Simpson's past.
"It was the first time since 1994 he has ever shown any class," Ruby said. "He showed it that night in the restaurant" by leaving quietly.
Ruby said after Simpson left, people in the restaurant started applauding him. He said he has received about 100 positive e-mails since the incident.
The walls of Ruby's restaurants are decorated with celebrity photos. A photo of Simpson and Ruby used to be on display, but Ruby said he took it down after the killings.
By BETH CAMPBELL, Associated Press Writer

Jail Bird Wants a Pardon

Paris Hilton is now appealing to Arnold Schwarzenegger for a pardon.
What a sentence!

She has a petition on her My Space page asking for support.

Just do your time and get it over with honey.
We can't wait.

This Is The First Hideous Picture I've Seen of Cate Blanchett

And I do mean hideous!

Please someone tell me that she looks like she's a walking corpse for some kind of movie role?

Paris Going To Jail!

I'll believe it when I see it.
But if there is a God and Paris ends up in jail this is what she'll be enjoying.

Inmates get three low-sodium meals a day, with dinner the only hot meal. Beef and pork aren't permitted — it's all poultry-based.
Hilton will be segregated from the general population for her own safety, living in a one- or two-person cell.
Her cell will be Spartan: 12-by-8 feet with a toilet, sink and a window 6 inches wide. She'll comb her blonde locks in a mirror made of polished metal.
Breakfast is served between 6 a.m. and 7:30 a.m., hours when Hilton sometimes gets in after a night of partying.
Inmates in segregation are allowed outside their cells for at least an hour each day to shower, watch television in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone, Scott said. There are a bank of phones that use prepaid phone cards — cellular telephones and Blackberries aren't allowed.
Sometimes stars are allowed to do their time in a jail of their choosing. In such cases celebrities pay a daily room-and-board fee to the smaller jails, which afford them more privacy and comfort.
But the judge in Hilton's case wouldn't allow such an arrangement, so she'll head to Lynwood on June 5.
Courtesy of Yahoo News

General Lee Sells for Just Shy of 10 Million

HOAX BIDDER!

Private Practice Sucks - Hard

I have to admit I was switching between Grey's Anatomy and the Golden State game (Go Warriors!) but from what I saw... I'd be very surprised if they get to air episode 4.

It's that bad.

Hasslehoff Drunk

I feel so bad for his daughter.

Now That's What I Call "Involved" Mothering

Guess Who #18