Jennifer Aniston Still Trying Desperately To Be Sexy

I'm sure a lot of people find her so but I don't, not at all.

RIP Corey Haim

While I'm not terribly surprised by this news I am saddened by it.

My Tweets During The Oscars

This might not make a whole lot of sense but here goes:

Barbra Streisand doesn't have to dress up for anyone.

Wishing Carey Mulligan wins but I don't think it's in the cards.

I could really do without the Oprah.

Jeff Bridges said "Groovy" I love it.

Woody Harrelson is wearing a tux made out of hemp.

Yup, Clooney's wasted.

The audience looks as bored as we feel.

Aniston's sloppy seconds are presenting together.
Patrick Swayze was first it's just we couldn't see him because the camera was panned out so far.

Did I miss Farrah Fawcett & Bea Arthur?

RT @aimeemann officially have come to the end of needing to hear Morgan Freeman narrate anything ever again.

RT @poppedculture they mixed up a tribute to horrors with a tribute to thrillers

I spy Jenny Aniston pre-nosejob in The Leprachaun!

Chewing gum is okay, chewing it with your mouth open is not.

This is who they get to step in for Heath Ledger? Wrong.

Oh Robin - give it a rest.

RT @nowtoronto Queen Latifah introduces a clip reel of lifetime awards. And Lauren Bacall's entire career is reduced to a single film clip. Wrong.

I love how they zoom in on anyone they think is going to cry.

First Kanye moment. Ouch!

80's icons don't like to wash their hair.

I could have made a way better John Hughes montage than that one.

My husband does the best Penelope Cruz impersonation.

I do love the little lamps.

Does Cameron Diaz have to present at every Oscars?

Sandra Bullock was great in The Blind Side but it isn't Oscar worthy. Sorry.

Bber Bingo. New favourite word.

Admit it, you half expect Miley Cyrus to start picking her nose.

Kathy Ireland and Sherri Shepherd really shouldn't be given jobs where speaking is required.

The fact that Sherri Shepherd gets a paycheck makes me feel like crying.
Kate Winslet looks gorgeous.

Could we please raise some money for some elucution lessons for Miley Cyrus.

Why can't Keanu ever shave?!

What are on Charlize Theron's boobs?

Courtney Love Scarier Than Usual

I seriously don't know what to say about this picture.
How this women continues to function really amazes me.

For your own sanity, don't click to enlarge.