Jude Law's...

looking more like Phil Collin's every day.

Yes, I'm Cynical

Justin Long's facial expression is hilarious.
Look at me I won the lottery, we're going to be together forever!

Doesn't he know that Drew Barrymore acts this happy with every new guy?
What is he, boyfriend number 254? Poor guy.

Forgive Me Father For I Haven't Blogged In 8 Days!

I've been feeling so shitty lately I can't even tell you. Ok, I'll try.

Close your eyes, now imagine what it would feel like to live in Aretha Franklin's armpit. Got it?

Ok, that's how shitty I've been feeling.
It's not pretty in there folks. Pray for me.

R.I.P Charlton Heston

I live with three huge Planet of the Apes fans... so this is for them.

Guess Who #32

Poppy got it!

As Was In Variety Yesterday

I Really Don't Know Why...

you would want to make your mouth look like a giant sphincter!

How True!

Just Because

I Love Lauren Bacall...

as much as the next person but honey, you are too old for cleavage.

Guess Who # 31

Ouch!

Richie Sambora was arrested for drinking and driving with his 10 year old daughter in the car! Poor kid.

I can't imagine Miss Heather Locklear is too pleased at the moment.

This even tops him going out with her best friend.

Robin William's Wife Files For Divorce

I can't believe she lasted 19 years, I wouldn't last 19 hours!

Vegas Bound

Going to Vegas this spring with Captain Steve Trevor.

I'd love any tips, things that shouldn't be missed, things that should be missed... you get the idea.

Lay it on me.

Posh Looking Worse Than Usual

What, if anything, is Marc Jacobs thinking?

Where Have I Been You Ask?

I've just had my yearly visit from the flu bug. I guess it serves me right, I had just mentioned how lucky I was not to have gotten the flu this year.

These are my questions for you, my loyal readers:

How many celebrity babies were born while I was away?
How many affairs were discovered?
How many STD's were transmitted?
How many bad tattoos were gotten?
How many hideous outfits were worn?
How many feuds were started?

The only death I heard about while unconscious was Anthony Mingellas', which made me very sad. So fill me in if you please!

I Hate To Say This But...

Paris Hilton isn't the most disturbing thing in this photograph.

Catherine Zeta Jones Looking Her Real Age!

Jermaine Is In Desperate Need of Some Powder

Guess Who #30

Hint: It is human