What am I talking about, of course I can. So let me get this straight; Paris Hilton gets released from jail for medical reasons and now she gets to serve her sentence in her mansion? I'm glad I'm not an American taxpayer.
This whole Paris to prison thing has just been so disappointing for me. It went something like this: Justice System: I bought you a pony! Me: Really?! J.S.: Well, a miniature pony... Me: Neat! J.S.: Well, actually a My Little Pony. Me: Hmmmmmm... J.S.: Well, a ball of lint. Me: Thanks. J.S.: Can I have it back. Me: Whatever.
I think the best part was just a little while ago when the reporters were outside her home, a truck pulled up and the truck driver said "We're from a rental company. There's supposed to be a party here tonight!". D'OH! I think the party's goin' on without Paris!
Her medical problem is called "Jailitis" which went away immediately upon exiting the jail. People with cancer aren't allowed to leave, the Princess shouldn't be allowed to either. She's going back. Mark my words.
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unfuckingbelievable
My thoughts exactly.
This whole Paris to prison thing has just been so disappointing for me. It went something like this:
Justice System: I bought you a pony!
Me: Really?!
J.S.: Well, a miniature pony...
Me: Neat!
J.S.: Well, actually a My Little Pony.
Me: Hmmmmmm...
J.S.: Well, a ball of lint.
Me: Thanks.
J.S.: Can I have it back.
Me: Whatever.
I think the best part was just a little while ago when the reporters were outside her home, a truck pulled up and the truck driver said "We're from a rental company. There's supposed to be a party here tonight!". D'OH! I think the party's goin' on without Paris!
Her medical problem is called "Jailitis" which went away immediately upon exiting the jail. People with cancer aren't allowed to leave, the Princess shouldn't be allowed to either. She's going back. Mark my words.
You were right Annie!
She's on her way back!
My cat gets int hat very same position, just before she starts licking her own crotch!
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