Sunday, October 29, 2006

Retro Reel

Now... why don't they make toys like they used to?

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Breaking News!

Nicole Richie has been hospitalized.

Click here for details.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

This Is Not A Good Look

This Is The Scariest Pirate I Have Ever Seen

Wednesday Night Links

Rush Limbaugh is a prick but you already knew that.

For those of you who love Penguin book covers as much as I do.

Just in time for Halloween: Handbags of Horror.

Friend who hooked up Paul McCartney and Heather Mills is very sorry.

Christmas gift idea.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Call Me Cynical...

But this seems like an odd way to bond with your newly adopted baby.

Pass him to the Nanny.

Head out to the gym.

Go for a bike ride.

Business as usual.

Monday, October 16, 2006

I'm quite perplexed by this photo.
Besides the fact that Patricia Arquette's breasts are HUGE...
what is that digging into her right one?

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Tara Reid Finally Admits To Having Plastic Surgery

On why she had plastic surgery in the first place:

“I got my breasts done for the first time because my breasts were uneven. I was a 34-B, but the right one was always bigger than the left. I weigh 110 pounds now, but I always used to fluctuate by 10 pounds, so my skin was kind of saggy. I figured, I’m in Hollywood, I’m getting older, I’m going to fix them.”

On what went wrong:

“First of all, I asked for big Bs, and he did not give me big Bs. He gave me Cs, and I didn’t want them. At all. Right after the surgery, I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said, ‘Don’t worry, it’s going to be better.’ But after six months of ‘it’s going to get better,’ it started to get worse and worse.”

On being intimate:

"Guys I was dating would be like, ‘What’s wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.’ So embarrassing. I mean, you definitely need to turn off the lights, that’s for sure.”

On getting lipo:

"I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted – I’m not going to lie – a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing.”

Courtesy of US Magazine

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Sunday Night Links

10 worst blockbusters of all time.

Gwyneth Paltrow is an angel of mercy.
And she also performs with Jay-Z, it sounds like two cats mating and dying at the same time.
Stephen Baldwin doesn't know shit about the bible, or anything else for that matter.

A link for those of you who loved 80's movie-montages.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Clothes On... Please?

Just because people pay to hear you sing does not mean they should have to watch you prance around in a glorified bikini.

We get it, you love your body, we don't so put some fucking clothes on.