Friday, January 29, 2010

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Monday, January 25, 2010

Gary Coleman's Mugshot

I dare you to stare at this picture for 20 seconds straight.

Mo'Nique Likes 'em Hairy

I know I don't shave my legs every day but this is ridiculous!

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Goodbye Conan

Conan went out like the class act that he is. I admit, I shed a few tears.

Here's how the show ended.

I loved how Conan ripped on the guitar.

Here are a few images that caught my eye during the brouhaha.

Conan's fans sure are creative.

and finally...

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

David Letterman Weighs In

A Statement from Conan

People of Earth:
In the last few days, I've been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I've been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I've been absurdly lucky. That said, I've been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses are demanding an immediate decision.
Six years ago, I signed a contract with NBC to take over The Tonight Show in June of 2009. Like a lot of us, I grew up watching Johnny Carson every night and the chance to one day sit in that chair has meant everything to me. I worked long and hard to get that opportunity, passed up far more lucrative offers, and since 2004 I have spent literally hundreds of hours thinking of ways to extend the franchise long into the future. It was my mistaken belief that, like my predecessor, I would have the benefit of some time and, just as important, some degree of ratings support from the prime-time schedule. Building a lasting audience at 11:30 is impossible without both.
But sadly, we were never given that chance. After only seven months, with my Tonight Show in its infancy, NBC has decided to react to their terrible difficulties in prime-time by making a change in their long-established late night schedule.
Last Thursday, NBC executives told me they intended to move the Tonight Show to 12:05 to accommodate the Jay Leno Show at 11:35. For 60 years the Tonight Show has aired immediately following the late local news. I sincerely believe that delaying the Tonight Show into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting. The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn't the Tonight Show. Also, if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.
So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction. Some people will make the argument that with DVRs and the Internet a time slot doesn't matter. But with the Tonight Show, I believe nothing could matter more.
There has been speculation about my going to another network but, to set the record straight, I currently have no other offer and honestly have no idea what happens next. My hope is that NBC and I can resolve this quickly so that my staff, crew, and I can do a show we can be proud of, for a company that values our work.
Have a great day and, for the record, I am truly sorry about my hair; it's always been that way.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Kristin Cavallari of the Hills is 23?!

Wow, on a good day my Mother looks younger than she does here.
Lay off the blow & booze Kristin, it's bad for you.

Please Tell Me Jennifer Lopez is Filming a Scene in this Sweater

Nope. She's wearing it on purpose.

Saturday, January 09, 2010

Mischa Barton Smiling

Glad to see she's still around. Seriously, I was getting worried.

Friday, January 08, 2010

Rachel Zoe in a Bikini...

makes me feel 100% better about gaining weight over the holidays.

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Mimi on The People's Choice Awards

I'm an Award Show junkie but even I don't touch The People's Choice Awards with a 10 foot pole.

I did see a clip of Mariah Carey's waddle up to the stage and it is hilarious. Who shows up drunk for live television?

Oh Mimi, you crazy.

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Who's The Grandma? Oh, It's Owen Wilson!

Okay, that was a tad mean but what is going on with The Wilson Brothers lately?
Luke doing AT&T commercials? And Owen... well... I don't know but he needs to get back to writing and give the rom coms a rest.