Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Tuesday Night Links

Ben Affleck is a pussy.


Finally, some good news.

Here's Elton John being as charming as always.

How stupid do we look Janet?

Becky from "Roseanne" has a blog.

Heather and her Little Man

Here is Heather Locklear and David Spade. Does he not look like Jason Priestly here?

Photo Via PerezHilton

Sesame Snack of the Week

Who Knew? Paris Is Shy

"I have always had a voice and always known I could sing, but I was too shy to let it come out," "When I finally let go and did it, I realized it is what I am most talented at and what I love to do the most."

Paris Hilton to CNN

Silly me, I thought she was most talented at showing her off her vagina in public.

Monday, May 29, 2006

Sweet Jesus!

Here's Axl Rose in Rio looking like a scary Liberace impersonater with some really bad extensions.


Nicole Richie Gains a Little

Same hideous glasses though.

Photo Courtesy of Hollywood Rag

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Kevin Spacey Sighting

No, he's not dead. He's at Cannes, drinking in a corner.

Paul Gleason 1939 ~ 2006

Paul Gleason died today after battling a rare form of lung cancer.
He was fanatastic in The Breakfast Club and Trading Places.
Gleason was survived by his wife, two daughters and a granddaughter.

AP Photo

Saturday, May 27, 2006

How the Characters on Lost are Connected

Via Wizbang


Scary Spice has really earned her name.

In unblurrier times (yes I realize that is not a word)

Baby Pitt Is Born!

LOS ANGELES (AP) - It what was arguably the most anticipated delivery in the world, Angelina Jolie gave birth to Brad Pitt's daughter Saturday in Africa, Pitt's publicist announced.

"The night of May 27, 2006 in Namibia, Africa, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt welcomed their daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. No further information is being given," publicist Cindy Guagenti said in a statement.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Thursday, May 25, 2006

I Vant To Suck Your Blood

Photo Courtesy of WWTDD

TomKat Watching Yet Another Baseball Game

Photo Courtesy of D Listed

Watching Little League is SO much more important than caring for a newborn.

Give Me a Break!

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Caption This Picture

Winner: It's a tie!

Between the lovely MJ: It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that sling.


Anonymous: How do you like my new v-neck?

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Boy, Does Make-Up Ever Make a Difference

As shown here by Michelle Williams of Destiny's Child fame.

Sorry Ladies...

The Dog is officially off the market.

I Gotta Get This T~Shirt


Tuesday's Links

Way to go Fergie!

Hollywood really is a scary place.

Could somebody please just screw Terri Hatcher so she can stop begging for it.

Add Josh Schwartz to the list of people that hate Mischa Barton.

Because she loved it so much the first time.

Mama Pitt is being bad.

Sesame Snack of the Week

Monday, May 22, 2006

Love Gallery of the Absurd

Avril Bringing Some Class To Cannes

I am not a fan of Avril Lavigne's. She totally picks my ass.
Maybe if she wouldn't make some lame finger salute in every damn picture taken...
No, she'd still be annoying.

And if I hear one more person say her name and the word punk in the same sentence, let's just say it won't be pretty.

Ph0to courtesy of Egostatic

Alicia Silverstone Looking a Little Gummy

Photo Courtesy of In Case You Didn't Know

Sunday, May 21, 2006

What is This?

Could someone please explain to me what this girl is doing to Prince William?
Is that a tongue I see?

I think she's some sort of UK Britney Spears type but that's still no excuse.

All of a Sudden I'm Feeling Very Old

Cannes Film Festival screening of Platoon's 20th Anniversary.

Did you know that Platoon was released 20 years ago this week?
That kind of just blew my mind.

Sharon Can't Seem To Get Enough of the Camera

The Osbourne's on their way to the Beckham's World Cup Party.
Look at me, look at me, LOOK AT ME!

Saturday, May 20, 2006

New Feature ~ Retro Reel

Happy 60th Birthday Cher!

Axl Rose & Tommy Hilfiger In Silly Spat

Let this story be a lesson to you all.

If you ever happen to see a drink belonging to Tommy Hilfiger's girlfriend sitting on a table and you think it might spill. Don't touch it! You might get bitch slapped if you do.


The rocker and designer capped a Thursday evening out at a new club called The Plumm in Manhattan's Chelsea neighborhood with midnight fisticuffs.
"There was an issue between the two of them," Plumm owner Noel Ashman told The Associated Press.
The scuffle reportedly started after the Guns N' Roses front man moved the drink of Hilfiger's girlfriend, Dee Ocleppo.
"I moved his girlfriend's drink so it wouldn't spill," Rose told the Los Angeles radio station KROQ on Friday. "It was the most surreal thing, I think, that's ever happened to me in my life."
According to the 44-year-old singer, Hilfiger, 55, smacked him in the arm and told him to put the drink back.
"He just kept smacking me," Rose said.
Attempts to reach Hilfiger or a representative were not immediately successful.

Rose was there to play a surprise set for "Rent" actress Rosario Dawson for her 27th birthday.
Rose did perform, and dedicated the song "You're Crazy" to "my good friend Tommy Hilfiger."

Yahoo News

Thursday, May 18, 2006

This is for MJ.
Who, like myself, is a big Pee Wee fan.

I Spy With My Little Eye...

An evil looking wolf on Madonna's back.

Here We Go Again...

I am so sick of Britney Spears uselessness as a parent I can't even bring myself to post the picture that made me wince today when I saw it.

But I don't want you to be deprived so you can go here and have a look and pay a little visit to the lovely Maddie while you're at it.

Also, here's a little slide show that clearly shows Britney holding a glass in her other hand.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Trash giving trash advice.

I have never seen Jodie Foster be bad in anything, until now.

The 25 Un-Sexiest Women.

If only Whitney had watched this.

Paul Finally Gets A Brain And A Backbone

Paul McCartney & Heather Mills over.

Nic Cage Looking Scarier Than Usual

Photo Courtesy of Popsugar

Brandon Davis Is a Greasy Asshole

Click Here to watch. I know he doesn't deserve anymore attention but I want you to see this.

This guy needs a serious ass kicking. Yes, I mean beaten to a bloody fucking pulp. Preferably to

an inch of his life.

I'm not a Lindsay Lohan fan but I hate obnoxious, mean people. So this really pissed me off.
So could someone out there beat him and shave Paris Hilton's head for me.

Thank you.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Weekly Sesame Snack

Tuesday Night Links

Has Jennifer Aniston always been this annoying?

Poor, poor London.

You Americans take your Tax Evasion very seriously.


This cracked me up.

I'm surprised Tom Cruise hasn't banished this from the planet.

Jessica and Her True Love

Monday, May 15, 2006

I Really Don't Know What To Say

I think this post sums it up.

Big Fuzzy Mistake

I know there is probably some explanation as to why Brooke Shields is wearing this Afro Wig and looking like a clown. Maybe a 70's themed party ... but come on!

Is there any reason good enough to make yourself look like this?

Sunday, May 14, 2006

I Can't Wait Until OJ Simpson Burns In Hell!

LOS ANGELES - In a scene from his new candid-camera program "Juiced," O.J. Simpson pulls a prank involving the infamous white Bronco, drawing criticism from the family of a man he was accused of killing.

As part of the pay-per-view show, Simpson pretends to sell the Bronco at a used car lot and boasts to a prospective buyer that he made the vehicle famous, according to a segment aired Thursday on "Inside Edition."
"It was good for me — it helped me get away," Simpson said, referring to the slow-speed, televised police chase that preceded his 1994 arrest on charges of murdering his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman.
Goldman's father, Fred, told "Inside Edition" he found Simpson's comment "morally reprehensible."
The hour-long program is airing on pay-per-view this month, and a DVD offering uncensored material will be made available soon, "Juiced" executive producer Rick Mahr told The Associated Press.
Other practical jokes include Simpson disguised as an Elvis impersonator, a vagabond selling oranges for money and an elderly man leading a Bingo game.
Simpson was not paid for the program, Mahr said.
"Basically O.J. Simpson has decided to do this because he wants to do it, and he wanted to have fun with it," Mahr said.
Courtesy of Yahoo News

Can you believe the nerve of this prick?

Happy Mother's Day!

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Terri Hatcher Looking Like a Deranged Candy Striper

By Popular Demand

I have received quite a few emails asking for more pictures of Mary Jo Eustace.

You know... the lady who's husband just left her for Tori Spelling. Here's the most recent one that I could find of them together.

P.S. The smear campaign against Mary Jo has commenced.
I'm pulling for her to make tons of her money from her new tell-all book.

Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting

Taylor Hicks Pacman, I'm addicted!

Hmmm... When was the last time we saw Nicole Kidman with her children?

I guess Dave Grohl is on his way to Tasmania.

Ouch and

Here's a peek at the Casino Royale teaser.

For the few of you out there who still don't hate Tom Cruise...

Thursday, May 11, 2006

The Worst Thing I Have Heard In A While

Fergie singing Sweet Child O' Mine.
Click here if you'd like to be horrified.

Courtesy of D Listed

Is It Just Me...

Or does Jennifer Aniston look like a man in this picture?

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Rachel Ray And Her Odd Metal-Plated Nipples

Weekly Sesame Snack

Guess The Roots

You have all probably seen this picture already but for those of you who haven't...

Poppy got it.
Jennifer Lopez

Monday, May 08, 2006

Idiotic Celebrity Quote of the Week

"I work harder than most of my friends parents. I'm the hardest working person I know."
I saw this picture of Chestica Simpson today and I thought, what an awful look.

But then I remembered what she looked like here:


And Here:

Maybe it's not such a bad look after all.