Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Hulk Hogan Helping His Daughter Stay Safe In The Sun

Wow! This just seems so fucking wrong to me.
Am I being a prude? I don't think so.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Oh My My

Guess Who # 34

This might be another fast one.

Guess Who # 33

You might recognize the pose but the face?

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Star Jones' Divorcing Gay Husband

I honestly thought she'd keep this farce going forever, but nope.

I guess she's tired of walking in on Al and the doorman, gardener, mailman... you get the idea.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Saturday, April 19, 2008

I Know Bjork Will Probably Get Shit For Wearing This Hat...

but I like it, very Seuss.

Then again, I loved the Swan dress too so don't listen to me.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Yes, I'm Cynical

Justin Long's facial expression is hilarious.
Look at me I won the lottery, we're going to be together forever!

Doesn't he know that Drew Barrymore acts this happy with every new guy?
What is he, boyfriend number 254? Poor guy.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Forgive Me Father For I Haven't Blogged In 8 Days!

I've been feeling so shitty lately I can't even tell you. Ok, I'll try.

Close your eyes, now imagine what it would feel like to live in Aretha Franklin's armpit. Got it?

Ok, that's how shitty I've been feeling.

It's not pretty in there folks. Pray for me.

Saturday, April 05, 2008

R.I.P Charlton Heston

I live with three huge Planet of the Apes fans... so this is for them.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

I Really Don't Know Why...

you would want to make your mouth look like a giant sphincter!

How True!