Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Jon Voight has got to give it a rest.

Caption This Picture

Retro Reel

Went on another camping trip, pretty spontaneously I might add.
Home again.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Happy Birthday to Paul Reubens!

I really can't begin to tell you how much I love Paul Reubens.

What happened to him and his career is a fucking travesty.
But we won't go there right now...
Happy Birthday Paul!

I Wear My Sunglasses At Night...

Jesus! I really have no words for this picture.

Or this one.


Saturday, August 26, 2006

Now This Is What I Call MANLY

Hi Guys,

I've been back for a couple of days now, just can't seem to get back into the swing of things.

Camping was just what I needed, sooooo relaxing. Even though we were directly across the lake from our house (literally) it felt like a world away.

Here are a few pics.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Guess The Movie

1. You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.
Anchorman ~ Pamer

2. A naked American man stole my balloons.
An American Werewolf in London ~ Prunella

3. You must be the short depressed kid we ordered.
Meatballs ~ Pamer

4. Here's the Remains of the Day lunchbox. Kids don't like eating at school, but if they have a Remains of the Day lunchbox they're a lot happier.
Waiting For Guffman~Wendy

5. I like you, Lloyd. I always liked you. You were always the best of them. Best goddamned bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine. Or Portland, Oregon, for that matter.
The Shining ~ Pamer

6. Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High ~ Pamer

Thursday, August 17, 2006

This Is How I'm Feeling Right Now

Blogger just ate two of my posts!
One of them was a links post and you all know how long those take. URGH

Needless to say I'm going to move away from the computer now.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Retro Reel

~Ring The Alarm~ Is Right!

This is Beyonce's new video. The sad fact is it's not even the video that her fans demanded be reshot because it's so bad. I can't imagine any video being worse than this (not even Fergie's) It really is that bad people!

And please don't think that I must not like you all very much for asking you to watch this horrific piece of crap. I like you all, really I do, I just needed friends to share in the horror with me.

You'll see why in a minute.

Idiotic Celebrity Quote of the Week

"I am not anorexic" ~ Nicole Richie

Photo courtesy of Popbytes

Guess Who #4

Poppy got it!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Way To Make Your Momma Proud Boys

I may be wrong but I think these two are a tad sick of the paparazzi.

Celebrity Mash Up ~ Gallery of the Absurd

Gallery of the Absurd has a great new feature called Celebrity Mash Up

This is the first one.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Poor Little Rich Girl

What is she pouting about?

Is it because she has to carry her own $15,000 worth of shopping all the way to her $100,000 car?

Give me a friggin' break!

I Spy With My Little Eye...

Another celebrity who had a nose job.

This Is Ridiculous

Can't a poor boy just do community service in peace?

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Jodie Foster and Elizabeth Berkley

What could these two possibly have to talk about?
How big a shame it is that Showgirls 2 never got made?

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Now I Feel Calm

Are you concerned about the crisis in the Middle East?
How about Global Warming, HIV, World Hunger or African Debt Relief?

Well, worry no longer, Jay-Z is at the UN having a meeting with Kofi Annan.
I'm sure the world's problems will soon be solved.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

It seems Bad Fashion Sense Runs In The Family

Here's Mischa Barton's sister Hania and she's wearing, um, leggings.
I'm not even going to start on Mischa's outfit because I have things I need to do this morning and I'd be here all day.

Monday, August 07, 2006

Carmen Electra's Friend Scares Me


It makes me laugh that these actors continue sleeping with nannies, assisants and extras and think they are going to be discreet.

You'd think Colin Farrell would have learned from Jude Law.
Stay away from the staff! They're already cashing the check before you've left the room.

It seems Mr. Farrell hooked up with Woddy Allen's Nanny.
This is a bit of her account of their minutes together.

Angelique 24 - who looked after movie legend Woody's children for two years - said: "He has a great body and a charm that any woman would kill for. But he's all talk. Between the sheets, he is a let-down with only half a baguette in his lunchbox, if you know what I mean. He comes across as a tiger on screen, but behind closed doors he's as wild as Mickey Mouse.

"He kept saying 'C'est bon (it's good), you're beautiful, c'est bon'. He sounded like James Blunt.

The rest of the article is here. To be fair, she was jilted and she's being more than vindictive but I couldn't pass up on the James Blunt quote.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

This Is Hilarious

I found this over at Dlisted and it is simply the best comparison I have seen.
Kate Bosworth and Kira Gelfling from The Dark Crystal.

Oh Babs

The next time you go to the plastic surgeon, make sure they have underground parking.

Guess Who # 1

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Kate Bosworth's Stripes Are Thicker Than Her Legs

I'm Already Sick To Death of This Story...

I'm not even going to add a picture to go with it.

In his second statement of apology Mel Gibson actually includes the word "Jew".

Shannen Doherty Is Just Naturally Ugly OK!

And if you suggest otherwise she'll sue!
She is just naturally ugly and she's not going to take it anymore.

I guess that's what years of heavy drinking, smoking and keeping bad company does to a person.

Photo Courtesy of Popbytes