Sunday, December 31, 2006

Happy New Year... From St. Paris

Call me cynical but don't these two douchebags looks like they're enjoying posing beside a sick baby?

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Meg Meg Meg

Cute... no.

I Love J.Lo's Choice of Appropriate Footwear

Perfect for the icy streets of Aspen.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Bulletproof Bracelets ~ Obituaries 2006

Shelley Winters 85, actress, heart failure.
Chris Penn 40, actor, multiple medication intake.
Coretta Scott King 78, civil rights leader, ovarian cancer.
Al Lewis 82, actor (Grandpa Munster), natural causes.
Betty Friedan 85, feminist & writer, heart failure.
Bruce Hart 68, lyricist for Sesame Street, lung cancer.
Don Knotts 81, actor, lung cancer.
Jack Wild 53, actor (H.R. Pufnstuf) oral cancer.
Dana Reeve 45, activist, lung cancer.
Syd Barrett, 60, founding member of Pink Floyd, cancer.
Desmond Dekker 64, Jamaican ska pioneer, heart attack.
Alex Troth 77, comic book artist & cartoonist, natural causes.
Paul Gleason 67, character actor, mesothelioma.
Aaron Spelling 83, television producer, stroke.
George Kashdan 78, editor of DC Comics, natural causes.
Red Buttons 87, comedian, vascaular disease.
Bruno Kirby 57, actor, leukemia.
Jennifer Moss 61, actress (Coronation Street)
Frances Bergen 84, actress, died after lengthy illness.
Wilson Pickett 64, musician, heart attack.
Peter Benchley 65, author (Jaws, The Deep) lung disease.
Darren McGavin 83, actor, natural causes.
Maureen Stapleton 80, actress, natural causes.
Billy Preston 60, musician, died of kidney failure.
Robert Donner 75, character actor, heart attack.
Jack Warden 85, actor, died after a lengthy illness.
Joe Rosenthal 94, photographer, natural causes.
Steve Irwin 44, conservationist, stingray barb to the heart.
Robert Earl Jones 96, actor, natural causes.
Francais Tullis 70, mother of Rusty (MASK) motorcycle accident.
Freddy Fender 69, musician, lung cancer.
Sandy West 47, cofounder of The Runaways, lung cancer.
Adrienne Shelly 40, actress, murdered.
Ed Bradley 65, journalist, leukemia.
Jack Palance 87, actor, natural causes.
Robert Altman 81, director, leukemia.

Peter Boyle 71, actor, blood cancer.
Mike Evans 57, actor, throat cancer.
Joseph Barbera 95, producer/animator, natural causes.
James Brown 73, musician, pneumonia.
Gerald R. Ford 93, 38th President of the U.S, natural causes.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

For The Love of Everything Holy!

Tara PLEASE invest in a two-piece.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006


It seems Kate Bekinsale likes the harlot look for her 7 year old.

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Merry Christmas!

Bulletproof Bracelets will be taking a tiny Christmas break.
I hope you all have a fabulous Christmas with the people you love most.

Thanks for reading, visiting and commenting and helping to make my hobby so much fun.
I am so lucky to have the brightest and funniest commenters out there.

I love you all and NO I'm not drunk.

A special thanks to:
Prunella Jones
Miss Litzi
Jeremy Barker
Agent Orange

Annie Drogynous
Adiadnek, ph.d
Dawn B

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Donald Trump Is A Mother Fucker

Donald Trump is a:

Mother Fucking

Piece of shit

and all around horrible human being.

I was no huge fan of Rosie O'Donnell's but I am now.
And Barbara Walters better get the cork out of her ass and come to the defense of her employee and stop being such a fucking wimp.

I felt ill watching this attack, I really did.
I'm pissed.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Tori Spelling's Hideous Maternity Wear #4

When I first saw this picture I thought that her baby turned out cuter than I thought it would.
But alas, she's just taking her dog for a walk.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Is It Just Me...

or does Brad Pitt look a little... well, thick.

Retro Reel

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Saturday Night Links

What fun! A Christmas movie quiz.

The 15 Best Bond Gadgets

Top 5 Bill O'Reilly Jackass Moments

Old News: Order of the Phoenix Teaser

10,000 Reasons Why Civilization Is Doomed.

Guess Who #9

Sorry for the lack of posting.
'Tis the season has been getting in the way.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

And Speaking Of Boobs...

... one of Beyonce's looks busted.

click to enlarge.

It's Official!

Tom Cruise has bigger boobs than I do.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Old News By Now

Another spoiled Hollywood brat has been busted for drinking and driving.

I hate drunk drivers with a passion and I have the sneaking suspicion that if Nicole Richie or Paris Hilton killed an entire family with their car while drunk, they wouldn't even care.

911 Tape

Marcia Cross Is Looking More and More Like Winona Judd Everyday

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Jennifer Aniston and Her Rep Are Pissed!

Here's the email Jennifer Aniston's rep sent to Perez Hilton.

Hey there.
Just saw your item and wanted to correct you. I understand that being mean is your thing and honestly I am not trying to convince you to be any other way. If that's what makes you happy then by all means go ahead and be mean. It's just that if you are going to be mean then try being right. We never told People magazine that Jennifer and Vince were still together. Just do a little research and you will find that we told that Jennifer was not engaged, had not been proposed to, and had no ring.
Your venom towards Jennifer and Kirsten [Dunst] is something I will never quite understand because if you actually knew these two ladies you would really like them.
I hope you will fix your item but my expectations are really low.
Stephen Huvane
Wouldn't it be nice if we got paid for writing whiny emails?

Idiotic Quote of the Week

Courtney Love had plenty to say about new mom Britney Spears' recent late-night partying with Paris Hilton.
"Say what you will about me, and I'm not passing judgment, but when I had my daughter, I stayed home with her almost every night for the first year of her life," Love said.
That's funny Courtney, considering you didn't have custody of your daughter for most of her first year.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Another One Bites The Dust #4


This made my day. Especially Paris's spots.

Courtesy of Gallery of the Absurd

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Saturday Night Links

59 Sketches of Monty Python

The 100 top TV catchphrases

The Torontoist Cover Song Catalogue

Hatred of Rachael Ray can be a powerful uniting force

Woo Hoo! The Amazing Race Allstars is a go.

Boo Hoo! Rob & Amber are going to be on it.