Tuesday, February 27, 2007

This Picture of Keira Knightley Reminds Me of...

remember the movie E.T?

Remember when E.T. was found in that freezing creak?
All cold, pale, pasty white and as close to death as anything could be.

That is who Keira Knightley reminds me of in this picture.

Monday, February 26, 2007

Way To Show The World You're Commited To Being a Good Mom Courtney

Take your 14 year old daughter to Paris Hilton's birthday party.
You are a way better Mom than Britney!

Oprah Is Pissing Me Off

Ever since she had Bill O'Reilly on her show talking about child predators (what a crock of shit that was) I just can't even look at her.

She just bugs the shit out of me.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Oscar Night

The show was a little dry and long as usual and those dancers were quite off putting but it was great to see Martin Scorsese finally win an Oscar.

Here are a few pictures that caught my eye.

Weirdest pose: Jodie Foster

Best Dressed: Penelope Cruz

Worst Dressed By Far! (enlarge for full effect)

Best Speech: Forest Whitaker

That's all I have the energy for. I'm exhausted!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Tori Spelling's Hideous Maternity Wear #9

We've seen her in worse but hey, this feature won't last forever.
I've got to take what I can't get!

Monday, February 19, 2007

I Love Diane Keaton As Much As The Next Girl...

But this is ridiculous.

Guess Who #12

MC got it!

I've been pregnant a couple times and I know how hard the last couple months can be but damn girl!

Brush your hair and wash your face, trust me you'll feel better.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Britney Spears Has Finally Lost Her Mind

At least now her head matches her hoo hoo.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Guess Who #11

Zura got it!

I really have no idea what she is doing.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Holy Eyelashes Batman!

Hey, if you can sit through all 9 minutes and twenty-two seconds of this disaster then you are tougher than I am. Brutal.

Caption This Picture

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Oh My God!

I just got home two minutes ago and found out that Anna Nicole Smith died.

How sad. What a bizarre turn of events for an already bizarre story.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

This Is Not A Good Look ~ Brittany Murphy Edition


What do you suppose these two talked about over lunch?

That's quite the smooch from George Bush Sr.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Tori Spelling's Hideous Maternity Wear #8

It seems that Tori might have figured out that baby toy.
Now that's impressive.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Oksana Baiul What Are You Doing?

Oh, I forgot. You're a hot sex symbol now.

Which is quite evident after listening to your sexy ringtones.
My favourite has to be #5 titled Sexy Thing.

But if you want a really sexy treat try playing them all at the same time.
Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Mickey Rourke: As Cute As Ever

Tyra Banks Wants You To Kiss Her Fat Ass

Tyra says it's ok to be fat.
Just don't call her fat, the fallout is... well, a little scary.