Monday, March 31, 2008

Sunday, March 30, 2008

I Love Lauren Bacall...

as much as the next person but honey, you are too old for cleavage.

Guess Who # 31

Wednesday, March 26, 2008


Richie Sambora was arrested for drinking and driving with his 10 year old daughter in the car! Poor kid.

I can't imagine Miss Heather Locklear is too pleased at the moment.

This even tops him going out with her best friend.

Robin William's Wife Files For Divorce

I can't believe she lasted 19 years, I wouldn't last 19 hours!

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Vegas Bound

Going to Vegas this spring with Captain Steve Trevor.

I'd love any tips, things that shouldn't be missed, things that should be missed... you get the idea.

Lay it on me.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Posh Looking Worse Than Usual

What, if anything, is Marc Jacobs thinking?

Where Have I Been You Ask?

I've just had my yearly visit from the flu bug. I guess it serves me right, I had just mentioned how lucky I was not to have gotten the flu this year.

These are my questions for you, my loyal readers:

How many celebrity babies were born while I was away?
How many affairs were discovered?
How many STD's were transmitted?
How many bad tattoos were gotten?
How many hideous outfits were worn?
How many feuds were started?

The only death I heard about while unconscious was Anthony Mingellas', which made me very sad. So fill me in if you please!

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

I Hate To Say This But...

Paris Hilton isn't the most disturbing thing in this photograph.

Monday, March 03, 2008