Friday, February 27, 2009

Poor Maria

There have been a lot of bad pictures taken of me in my lifetime so I totally feel for Maria. I just think she should try to never make this face again.

The In Memoriam Montage We Never Saw

Thanks to Roger Ebert for posting this!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Monday, February 23, 2009

Some Random Oscar Thoughts

I thought Hugh Jackman did a good job.

The new format took me a while to get used to but I did like how the acting awards were presented. Although, at first it seemed like Tilda Swinton was welcoming a new alien to the Mothership. Thank God she wore makeup this year.

This was the scariest face of the night by far.

Loved Dustin Lance Black's speech.

Queen Latifah sounded amazing. I almost forgot that she could sing. I didn't love her whole "to you at home they were images on a screen but to us they were friends and colleagues" crap. We know, we know, we're the little people.

Goldie! Your spaghetti strap days are over! How many more years are you gonna try and squeeze those babies in? They were coming out the top and sides!

Sophia, I know you're a legend but you scare me.

I want Shirley MacLaine to present me with my Oscar.

Very happy for Kate Winslet and I loved the Dad whistle.

Worst Dresses

Worst Hair

Best Dresses

Michael Douglas definitely had some fresh work done.

Who knew that domo arigoto Mr. Roboto was going to be the best line of the night.

Woo Hoo for Sean Pean, loved his speech. Robin Wright seems to be getting more beautiful every year.

Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer looking like they're on their way to the prom.

Boy did Heath Ledger ever look like his Dad. He deserved the win and I'm glad he got it. I was a little disturbed that they kept the Joker picture up (which was as big as a football field) there the whole time his family was speaking, I know it's the character he won for but still...

And that's all folks!

Friday, February 20, 2009

I'm About to Watch Conan's Last Show

I'm quite sad about him leaving Late Night to take over The Tonight Show.
I hope it's a good fit but I just don't know.

I'll miss you Conan.

Monday, February 16, 2009

I've Been Out of the Loop As of Late

I know Sarah Jessica Parker's boots are now old news but Jesus!
What is up with these things? They are beyond fucking creepy.

This Is The Face of my Nightmares

Thanks a lot Mel.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009