Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Yeah Yeah Yeahs on Letterman Tonight

This post is a little late if you're on the East Coast.

Linky Dinks

This honestly is the most outrageous thing I have heard in a while.
Please someone put a muzzle on her.

Silent birth plan, phase one is now in effect.


Joy Behar shuts Star Jones DOWN! And it's about time.
Wilmer Valderrama is a total slimeball.

That a boy.

Crack Is Whack

The sad tale of Whitney Houston's crack addiction as told to Sun Magazine by her sister-in-law.
These pictures are apparently from her bathroom!

Ryan Seacrest & Teri Hatcher Dating?

That is the most awkward kiss I have ever seen.

Seacrest is obviously still trying to convince us that he's not gay and Hatcher is obviously still trying to convince us that she's umm... I'm not really sure. She's quite the odd duck isn't she?

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

The Way of the Master ~ Kirk Cameron

When did Kirk Cameron become such a religious zealot and hateful homophobe?
Did working with Alan Thicke for all of those years fry his brain?

I couldn't even watch the full episode because it just made my blood boil.
I detest this kind of shit with a passion.

Let me know what you thought of it.

Gypsy Lopez Goes Shopping

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Monday, March 27, 2006

A Slow Monday...Break Out The Links

She is not a real lawyer people! Never was and never will be.

These pictures are truly scary. And not funny scary, just scary.

Who knew? Malfoy has a blog.

Have you ever wanted to see a 30 minute pilot directed by Ben Stiller about an astronaut played by Jack Black with a medical secret who is on the run from the evil Ron Silver and the rest of NASA, with the help of a talking

motorcycle called Heat Vision?!!?
Well... now's your chance.

Katie Escaping?

Here's Katie as she tries to escape, er, I mean, talks a walk outside of the Scientology Centre in LA.

Boy that is one pointy belly.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Don't Worry We Don't

Now That's Unpopular!

Tom Cruise is even less popular than... Saddam Hussein.
The 'Mission Impossible' star was voted the person people would least like to go camping overnight with in a recent poll.
The actor took a massive 41 per cent of the vote in the survey, conducted by Stuff magazine, ahead of the Iraqi dictator.
It is not the only unwanted accolade Cruise has scooped in recent weeks.
The Hollywood heavyweight recently suffered the embarrassment of 'winning' a Razzie for his outrageous behaviour in 2005.
He was awarded the newly-created Most Tiresome Tabloid Target prize at the ceremony - which acknowledges the year's worst films and stars.
Unsurprisingly, Cruise did not attend the ceremony to collect his award.

Courtesy of Female First

Monkey See Monkey Do

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Friday, March 24, 2006

I'll Have To Pass On This One

Track Listings
1. Summertime -- Scarlett Johansson
2. Sweetest Gift -- Ewan McGregor
3. In My Daughter's Eyes -- Taraji P. Henson
4. My Heart Is So Full of You -- Jennifer Garner
5. To Make You Feel My Love -- Jeremy Irons
6. Goodnight My Angel -- John Stamos
7. Little Child -- Lucy Lawless
8. Wish Song -- Marissa Jaret Winokur
9. Greatest Discovery -- Eric McCormack
10. No One Is Alone -- Victor Garber
11. Night Shift -- Julia Louis-Dreyfus
12. Golden Slumbers -- Nia Vardalos
13. Lullaby in Ragtime -- John C. Reilly
14. Goodnight -- Teri Hatcher


Look Who's All Grown Up

More Annoying Poses From Jill Hennessy

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Way Back When...

Remember way back when (about 1987) when Anthony Kiedis was actually cool?

He hasn't been cool for a very long time now and here's further proof:
Hanging out with Tara Reid at the Meghan Fall Fashion Show tonight in LA.
I think he was there to watch his new 13 year old girlfriend walk down the runway.

P.S. Tara.... Deflate them. Deflate them before they explode!

Sharon's Makeup Artist Must Be On Vacation

Does Anyone Remember Gretchen Mol?

For some reason she's on the cover of this month's Interview magazine.

Gossipers Remorse

City New York
ISP Joan Rivers Worldwide
Returning Visits 0
Visit Length 6 mins 48 secs

Someone from saw me making
fun of Melissa Rivers.

Like any normal non-practising Irish Catholic, I'm feeling guilt.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Crazy Fashion Pic

What Is Wrong With The British?

What Is Brittany Murphy Doing To Poor Liza?

I mean , she's a drunk senior citizen for christ's sake!
Look at her she looks scared. 
Jennifer Aniston considers moving to Chicago.
L.A. breathes a sigh of relief.

For those of you who thought Eva Longoria really could
stop talking if she tried. Well... let's just say, I was right and you were wrong.

Who knew Sylvester was so funny?
(my husband actually)

This is just plain nuts!

Oprah boycotts Brangelina.
I have an idea: Let's boycott Oprah and kill three annoying birds with one stone.

Haven't We Suffered Enough?

I'm pretty skeptical about this rumour but according to the
UK SUN the raunchy Hilton sisters are in talks to make their
cheesy lives into an animated show.

That hurt just to type it.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Mother of the Year?

If this is the Best Mum of the year, I'd sure hate to see the worst.

Looking More Like Her Mother Every Day

Melissa Rivers.

Donald Trump thinks Kevin Federline is a loser. I guess it take one to know one.

If Nicole Richie said this to my son she'd soon be missing most of her teeth.


Does she ever shut up?

Courtney Love is wearing my Grandmother's couch.

Here's the South Park Scientology episode, watch it before Tom Cruise has it pulled.

Great, thanks a lot Cher.
Thanks for dating the scariest man alive.
I know I'll be seeing his blank, creepy face in my nightmares from now on.

photo courtesy of Best Week Ever

Monday, March 20, 2006

I'm Confused. Did They Say Actress?

"Actress Tara Lipinski in the front row at the Morphine Generation Fall 2006"

Here's Tara trying to look all fierce and since when is she an actress.
I'm going to imdb right now to check this out.

Holy Moly!

I had no idea that Mariska Hargitay from Law & Order's SVU was pregnant!

Here she is at the Premiere Of "The Inside Man" .

Another Law & Order Alumn... Jill Hennessy.

Her walk, talk, acting, the way she loves to have her photo taken a little too much.

You know what I mean. You know you do.
Now that is reality tv going a little too far.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

A Blast From The Past

I was browsing over pictures from this weekend's TV Land Awards.
Boy, are some of our old favourites well... getting old. Of course some are aging better than others.

Mary, please, for the love of God leave your eyes alone!

Friday, March 17, 2006

I'm Doing The Link Thing

  • It's nice to see at least one band in the world has some integrity.

  • Want to read some self important drivel that people seem to be eating up with a spoon? (her name isn't even Evangeline, it's Nicole for Christ's Sake)

  • Being a creepy celebrity stalker just got a whole lot easier.

  • Oh and before I forget... Stein, shut up.

Happy St. Paddy's Day!

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Basic Instinct 2 Premiere

I don't know who this lovely couple is and frankly, I don't want to know but I just had to post this picture.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Our Sweet Little Hermione Needs A Stylist.

Sharon Osbourne looks absolutely thrilled at The Rock & Roll Hall of fame's induction ceremony.

You'd think she'd be happy for her husband as he and the rest of Black Sabbath are there to be inducted.
But then again it isn't her in the spotlight.

Battle of the Knobs

GUNS N' ROSES frontman Axl Rose has issued the following press release via his attorney, Howard Weitzman, Esq.:

"W. Axl Rose, on Friday March 3, 2006 responded to one of Saul 'Slash' Hudson's baseless lawsuits by filing a counterclaim asking the Federal Court to confirm his ownership of his own creative works. Slash and Michael 'Duff' McKagan had previously filed cases both in Federal Court and in the Los Angeles Superior Court making numerous false allegations about Axl. Mr. Rose believes that once apprised of the true facts the Judge or Jury deciding these lawsuits will rule in Axl's favor on every issue before them.

"As an example, the Federal lawsuit Hudson and McKagan filed was based on a faulty premise from the start. What Hudson and McKagan attempted to portray as egregious misconduct by Axl was in fact — as Slash and Duff have learned — nothing more than a clerical error committed by ASCAP. Had Slash and Duff or their representatives bothered to pick up the phone the clerical error could have been easily sorted out without the need for filing an utterly baseless lawsuit which one can only assume had been filed for the purposes of self-publicity at Axl's expense. The lawsuit also attacks Axl's integrity as Slash and Duff, in a vindictive attempt to aggrandize their own stature, re-write history through false statements, which have been repeated by the media. Their attacks on Axl stand in sharp contrast to Rose's conduct. Axl has at all times worked diligently to maintain the artistic integrity of the band by choosing with great care which properties to license GUNS N' ROSES songs to and refusing to participate in what he believed were potentially embarrassing projects. He has fought to avoid the release of material that does not live up to the highest of standards demanded by the band's history and its followers. Axl chose not to respond through the media while taking the high road in the face of Slash and Duff's attacks. Hudson and McKagan, by contrast, have told ever changing — and false — stories regarding the formation of the band and its history and believe that the band's catalogue should be exploited without careful consideration — for the GUNS N' ROSES brand and their loyal audience — or Axl's input as if it were fast food by anyone willing to pay for it.

"For over 10 years Slash, a consummate press, photo and media opportunist and manipulator, has attacked Axl Rose on a number of levels. Slash's actions whether in or out of GUNS N' ROSES have been a complete betrayal across the board of his alleged friendship and business relationship with Axl and the so called brotherhood and band loyalties that are supposed to have existed. Instead Slash has publicly attempted, by soliciting public and media support, to take credit for something that was not his or anyone else's to take, notwithstanding that Slash played a major part in the success of the band as Axl has continually acknowledged.

"In October of 2005 Slash made an unannounced 5:30 AM visit to Axl Rose's house. Not appearing to be under the influence, Slash came to inform Axl that: 'Duff was spineless,' 'Scott [Weiland] was a fraud,' that he 'hates Matt Sorum' and that in this ongoing war, contest or whatever anyone wants to call it that Slash has waged against Axl for the better part of 20 years, that Axl has proven himself 'the stronger.' Based on his conduct in showing up at Rose's home, Axl was hopeful that Slash would live up to his pronouncements that he wanted to end the war and move on with life. Unfortunately that did not prove to be the case.

"Mr. Rose's attorney Howard Weitzman commented, 'Axl regrets having to spend time and energy on these distractions but he has a responsibility to protect the GUNS N' ROSES legacy and expose the truth. Axl believes he has been left with no alternative but to respond to these lawsuits. It would have been Axl's preference to resolve disputes with Slash and Duff in private. The courthouse is not his choice of forum. However, Axl could no longer sit quietly and allow the continuing dissemination of falsehoods and half-truths by his former band-mates.'"

And this is Scott Weiland's Response:

Get in the rinGo to the gym motherfucker, or if you prefer, get a new wig motherfucker. I think I’ll resist the urge to “stoop” to your level. Oh shit, here it comes, you fat, botox faced, wig wearin’ fuck! O.K. I feel better now. Don’t think for a second we don’t know where those words came from. Your unoriginal, uncreative little mind, the same mind that had to rely on its bandmates to write melodies and lyrics. Who’s the fraud now bitch? Damn, I couldn’t imagine people writing for me. How many albums have you put out man and how long did it take the current configuration of this so-called “band” to make this album? How long? And without the only guys that validated the name. How dare you! Shame on you! How dare you call our bass player “spineless”. We toured our album over a year and a half. How many shows have you played over the last ten years? Oh, that’s right - you bailed out on your long awaited comeback tour, leaving your remaining fans feeling shall we say a trifle miffed?! I won’t even list what I’ve accomplished because I don’t need to. What we’re talking about here is a frightened little man who once thought he was king, but unfortunately this king without his court is nothing but a memory of the asshole he once was.
Yours truly,
Scott Weiland