Sunday, April 30, 2006

World's Ugliest Cleavage

Sunday Night Links

It doesn't seem to take too much to impress Jamie Foxx.

David Spade has Heather's Locklear's back. (In more ways then one)

Ashlee disses Jessica again.

This video of "Perez Hilton" is pretty funny/sad.

Wanna read Charlie Sheen's voicemail's to Denise Richard's? Sure you do.

Tom Cruise is a cheesedick. "I asked him and he accepted" Barf.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

This Is Quite The Maternity Outfit

Beyonce's Wig?

Click to enlarge.

Idiotic Celebrity Quote of the Week


"Being a girl is awesome. There's so much – bags, shoes, makeup, accessories," she says. "I love putting lotion on – I'm obsessed with lavender. "

You're right Avril, there's absolutely nothing more to it than that.

Courtesy of People Magazine's 100 Most Beautiful People in the World.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Michelle Rodriguez On Her Way To Jail

Instead of doing 240 hours of community service for her DUI conviction Michelle Rodriguez would rather go to jail for 5 days.

It seems like an odd choice to me.


Someone Needs To Teach Keri Russel How To Pose For The Camera

Kerri, you're getting gigs again so let's work on this ok?

Tuesday Links

Please tell me this isn't true.

Does anyone really give a shit about this guy?

The novelty of Suri has sure worn off for Tommy Boy.

Paris Hilton gains yet another fan.

And I thought my Dad was bad.

Weekly Sesame Snack

Monday, April 24, 2006

Wow! Talk About Pissing Off The EX's

Denise Richard's and Richie Sambora are dating according to People Magazine.

Demi Showing Her Age

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Friday, April 21, 2006

Delonas Cartoons

Worst Celebrity Website, Ever!

Halle Berry's Hallewood

This is the most annoying, nauseating website I have ever seen.
Here is a bit of her vomit inducing Biography.

" No matter how daunting the challenge of managing two children Judy (Mother) was always there to support
Halle's achievements, which is perhaps one of the reasons why Halle puts her Mom on par with Oprah, Dorthy Dandridge, and her fifth grade teacher, Yvonne Sims, as one of the most inspirational figures in her life.

Blessed with stunning good looks, Halle found herself drawn into the beauty pageant whirl. With tiara in hand from the Miss Teen All-American Beauty Pageant, Halle competed through several contests, including Miss USA and Miss World."


Wasn't it nice Miss Berry to put her Mother right up there with Oprah and her grade 5 teacher?
She's so generous.

I remember seeing an interview with Halle Berry a long time ago and she was telling this sob story of
how when she first moved to L.A. she called her mother and asked to borrow some money and her Mom said no. "You moved out there on your own against my wishes, you will have to stick it out".

Then Halle Berry goes on to say that she didn't talk to her mother for 3 years after that. Not one word!

What a brat!

Friday Night Links

Holy shit Charlie, you are crazy.

Finally, a birth that doesn't nauseate.

I love Elvira!

"I'll tell you how I knew my marriage was over: I was told" ~ Ouch

A map for the O.C. lover in you.

Stop whining!

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Any Self Respecting Sesame Street Fan Will Remember This One

Look! It Was A Real Baby

Baby/Alien Cruise has arrived.
A girl weighing in at 7 lbs 7 oz. They named her Suri.
Blah Blah Blah.

I'm hoping they will all be out of the news for awhile but I doubt it.

Jamie Foxx Is Delusional

As you can see here by reading his recent comments.

"I am the savior. I'm definitely going out there will my mic and my shield to declare, 'I am here to save R&B.' I will have the people saying, 'Sire, there is a man at the musical gates saying he is here to save R&B."

Courtesy of Starpulse

Just When You Thought Tom Cruise Couldn't Be Any Crazier

This quote was apparently said in jest.
Tom was making a joke about all of the rumours we all supposedly "make up about him"
and how we all blow his weirdness out of proportion .

Well Tom, I'd much rather see you eat Placenta than hear you telling suicidal, depressed teens and post pardum mother's that they don't need their meds.

He tells this months GQ Magazine I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm going to eat the cord and the placenta right there."

And you guys have to go read

Monday, April 17, 2006

Kenny Explains Why He Looks So Weird

"Last year I had so many lines coming in at the side of my eyes up here. So I went in and got my eyes done, and I’m not happy about it. (The surgeon) is going to go in and fix that for me. They’re too tight around the eyelids for me. It drives me crazy. I wake up in the morning, and Wanda says, "You look great." But I know what I want to look like. If we can fix that, then I’ll be glad I did it. If we can’t fix it, I’ll regret it or get used to it."

Courtesy of People Online

Isn't She Cute...

With her little bunny ears and her dirty bare feet.

What is it with these girls and bare feet? What's wrong with flip flops or sandles?

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Jack White Coke Ad

Oh Jack. Why Why Why?

Poor Poor Katie

Here's Katie preparing for her silent birth by shopping, again.

I've eaten silver dollar pancakes that have been smaller than her belly button!
What is going on with that thing?

Photo Courtesy of D Listed

Ewww... Brad Pitt Got A New Haircut

Thursday, April 13, 2006

In Case You Didn't Know

Jada Pinkett Smith is now a hard core bad ass.
She's in a band called Wicked Wisdom and she'll kick your ass man.
Just look at her. I know you're scared.

Links To Chew On

Of course it's not me making these calls. Really, I'm offended you'd even think it.

Don't you love it when relatives talk to the press.

Along with complaining about Hawaiian winters and the aloha spirit Evangeline Lilly also hates being beautiful. Barf.

CBS insists on torturing us with Julie Chen again this summer for the Big Brother All Star Edition.
Twist this year: Viewers get to choose the houseguests.

Just in case you were wondering... Oprah loves being rich. Loves Loves Loves it!

Bachelorhood? I see it in your imminent future Josh.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Mariah What Are You Thinking?

Mariah Mariah Mariah.
This bikini does absolutely nothing for you.
Where is the support that you so desperately need?
And the pigtails... yuck.
You're lucky I'm so tired or I'd go on and on.

Nicole Richie Is An Idiot

Yet another idiot is about to purchase an exotic cat, just because they can.

Of course, a real animal lover who had a brain might want to donate money to a worthy cause that
could help keep these magestic creatures in their natural habitat... but not Nicole.

Nope, she probably already has a purse to match.

If I ever see a picture of Nicole Richie's new pet I hope it looks something like this:

Photo Courtesy of Me

Yet Another Hatcher Attention-Getting Ploy

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Child Protective Services Please Stand By...

This story actually put me in a bad mood this morning and I'm really hoping it's not true.

Apparently, according to the fucked up Church/ Cult of Scientology "newborn babies must not hear their mother speak for a week so they will not associate their voice with the trauma of birth." They are also to be swadled and left alone for a day and no medical examinations must take place within the first week of the baby's life.

This whole thing just seems to be getting weirder and weirder.
That poor child.


The Goonies Then And Now

Monday, April 10, 2006

Links For A Slow Monday

Dr. Phil is full of shit.

An interesting article about just how screwed up John Travolta and Kelly Preston are.

Somehow I don't think he was ever interested in anything but the money and the attention. Kind of like you Shar.

Now that's a little too friendly Joey.

The 10 worst Saturday Night Live cast members. I really have to agree with most of them.

Moses Cometh Again

Gwyneth Paltrow (Fishstick) gave birth to a son on the weekend.
Of course through the Too Posh To Push method.

She named him Moses.
That's all I'm going to say on the matter.

Photo courtesy of

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Isn't Her 15 Minutes Up Yet?

I'd love to meet the person who lets Omarosa into these parties.

Some Advice For Denise Rich

Stop tanning! For the love of god.

Your friends are probably too afraid to tell you but you need to stop it now.
And let's try some dresses with sleeves, ok?
I'm not even going to start on the cleavage.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Links To Chew On

positivity from Mr. Cosby to his fellow Black Americans.

No shit Sherlock.

George Michael has a friend in Ms. Blige.

My sister's favourite band appearing on her favourite guilty pleasure.

Add Thomas Dolby to the long list of people who loathe K Fed.

Sure Paula, we believe you.

Belly of Confusion

This is the oddest shaped pregnant belly I have ever seen.
I saw this photo and thought: There is no way this girl is pregnant, what is that in there?

But then I saw this picture.
Oh, I'm so confused. Just have the damn baby already!

Elle Magazine Sinks To A New Low

Some quotes from the vapid Paris about her vapid ex-friend Nicole Richie.

"She cannot stand being around me because I get all the attention and
people really don't care about her."

"I've been best friends with her since I was two, but when I brought her on to my show, she got very jealous and turned on me for no reason."

"It breaks my heart. She was my sister. She was the funniest person to be around and then she let the fame go to her head."

"She's not the same person any more. I never want to speak to her again - ever."

"They want to do it (The Simple Life 3) with just me, but we're both under contract together. She has nothing else so she really wants to do it, but I don't."

"It's really pathetic that she needs to use my name to sell something (Nicole Richie's book)
because she's obviously not enough."

Girly Man

Michael Douglas has taken a swipe at American men - for being too girly.
The Hollywood heavyweight - who is married to Welsh beauty Catherine Zeta-Jones - says modern males spend too much time grooming and pampering themselves to be real men.
He is quoted in Scotland's Daily Record newspaper as saying: "Young guys are somewhat androgynous and use cosmetics. The lines seem to be getting much closer."
The 61-year-old also admitted he's fed up of young actors hero-worshipping him.
He said: "I'm getting tired of this sort of respectfulness they give me. When they start calling me Mr. Douglas, I'm like, 'Hey! Shut the f**k up!'"
Source Female First

You mean girly like... say, getting a face lift?

Sorry For The Interruption

Our internet went out without warning 48 hrs ago.
What a pain in the ass!

On the other hand, it's amazing how much you can get done when you can't use the computer.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Courtesy of Gallery of the Absurd


Wasn't it Natalie Portman who recently said that doing a job just for the money was no better than being a prostitute?

Well then, what does this make her?

Monday, April 03, 2006

I Have A New Respect For Rosie O'Donnell

"Here's what annoys me about Star Jones," says Rosie O'Donnell.
"To write a book about how to be the perfect woman that she now is, and to leave out gastric bypass and the supposed gender-identity issues of your husband, it's just like selling bullshit to the point that it's sickening."
O'Donnell tells New York magazine: "And she pushed away a plate of Oreos with Joy Behar on "The View". They had new Double Stuf Oreos they had to eat, obviously, because they had a Nabisco deal at ABC, and Star goes, 'I'll just have one, because I have self-control.' And I thought, Joy's gonna say it. She's gonna say, 'You lying sack of shit, you can only eat one because you poop soup!'"

I am literally salivating over this.

Yup, they're pissed.

Get over it! You threw it out, it's not yours anymore.

My favourite Radiohead song is about to become a released reality.

Sharon Stone's Perk List For World's Worst Movie

3 Nannies at $1,500 a week, each!
No dubbing and of course no cigar smoking on set.

Wouldn't it be nice if this was the last contract Sharon Stone ever got to sign.

The Smoking Gun

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Can You Say inappropriate?

Looks like K Fed isn't just turned on by smelly feet.

Britney Spears reportedly hired female midgets to entertain her husband on his birthday.
She asked two little people to carry a cake to hubby Kevin Federline during his 28th birthday party at exclusive Las Vegas nightspot, Tao