"but hey, this feature won't last forever."YOU TAKE THAT BACK, JUST TAKE IT BACK IT WILL LAST FOREVER.*collapses into a desperate, wretched heap of body-shuddering sobs and miserable tears*I think in this picture that Tori is trying to hold her water in just so that this feature can last forever!
Ooooh! Here's another thought!My humble suggestion would be to transition Tori Spelling's Hideous Maternity Wear #9 into Tori Spelling's Hideous Way That She Dresses Her Poor, Psychologically Doomed Child #9.Because you TOTALLY know that she's gonna pimp out that kid to anyone with a lens standing within 100 yards.
Dean looks demented. You know he's writhing in agony about not getting any Spelling fortune.
i have to pee, i have to pee. hurry dean- smile for the camera. LET'S GO YOU LOSER
I wish she'd have the baby already so we could tease her about other things, too.
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