You'd think Colin Farrell would have learned from Jude Law.
Stay away from the staff! They're already cashing the check before you've left the room.
It seems Mr. Farrell hooked up with Woddy Allen's Nanny.
This is a bit of her account of their minutes together.
Angelique 24 - who looked after movie legend Woody's children for two years - said: "He has a great body and a charm that any woman would kill for. But he's all talk. Between the sheets, he is a let-down with only half a baguette in his lunchbox, if you know what I mean. He comes across as a tiger on screen, but behind closed doors he's as wild as Mickey Mouse.
"He kept saying 'C'est bon (it's good), you're beautiful, c'est bon'. He sounded like James Blunt.
The rest of the article is here. To be fair, she was jilted and she's being more than vindictive but I couldn't pass up on the James Blunt quote.
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Hi D. Prince,
You wonder why guys don’t learn to keep their brains tucked into their pants, don’t you? Sooner or later, Colin Farrell, Jude Law, and all the other wannabe lothario’s are going to catch on that their actions both inside and outside of the bedroom are going to be made public. If they don’t like the reviews the “ladies” hand out, keep “it” to your self.
This is a great post!
Poor Colin...he can't catch a break. He may catch something else though if he dosent keep his trousers up.
Was Woody finished with her yet? Oh, right. She's too old for Woody.
I think if Colin doesn't have something itchy by now, well, it would be a miracle.
And leave it to Woody to pick a Nanny like this.
half a baguette in his lunchbox..
HAHAHHAHAhaHAHAHA
That was totally hilarious.
Captain Syphilis needs to be a little more discriminating next time he decides to nail the help - or anyone else for that matter. What ever happened to adults having sex and not publicly flinging shit at each other like monkeys in a cage?
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