Hulk Hogan Helping His Daughter Stay Safe In The Sun

Wow! This just seems so fucking wrong to me.
Am I being a prude? I don't think so.

Oh My My

Guess Who # 34

This might be another fast one.

Guess Who # 33

You might recognize the pose but the face?

I Knew I Couldn't Stand Elizabeth Hasselbeck...

but this confirmed it.

Star Jones' Divorcing Gay Husband

I honestly thought she'd keep this farce going forever, but nope.

I guess she's tired of walking in on Al and the doorman, gardener, mailman... you get the idea.

Nic Cage's Son Is Still Scaring The Shit Out of Me

Becks Is Wondering...

what is that fatty tissue on that cheerleader's backside?

I Know Bjork Will Probably Get Shit For Wearing This Hat...

but I like it, very Seuss.

Then again, I loved the Swan dress too so don't listen to me.

Retro Reel

Now THAT'S How You Hold A Baby

Jude Law's...

looking more like Phil Collin's every day.

Yes, I'm Cynical

Justin Long's facial expression is hilarious.
Look at me I won the lottery, we're going to be together forever!

Doesn't he know that Drew Barrymore acts this happy with every new guy?
What is he, boyfriend number 254? Poor guy.

Forgive Me Father For I Haven't Blogged In 8 Days!

I've been feeling so shitty lately I can't even tell you. Ok, I'll try.

Close your eyes, now imagine what it would feel like to live in Aretha Franklin's armpit. Got it?

Ok, that's how shitty I've been feeling.
It's not pretty in there folks. Pray for me.

R.I.P Charlton Heston

I live with three huge Planet of the Apes fans... so this is for them.

Guess Who #32

Poppy got it!

As Was In Variety Yesterday

I Really Don't Know Why...

you would want to make your mouth look like a giant sphincter!

How True!