Hmmmm...

“God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just
cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ”

Prince

Uh Oh! You Know What This Means

View Feud Part 120,050!

Do Your Boobs Hang Low? Can You Toss Them To And Fro?

Yummy Nicotine Stains!

Could Olivia Newton-John's Daughter's Boobs Be Any Further Apart?

I swear, you could drive a car between them!

And I Thought John Revolta Couldn't Get Any Worse

At least he's embracing his inner you-know-whatness.

It's A Beautiful Day

It looks like I won't have to build that bomb shelter after all.
I love you all, I'm going to sleep for about a week.