Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Britney Being a Bad Mother... Again



Oh, I forgot. She doesn't put him in a carseat because having him on her lap protects him from the paparazzi.

P.S. Spare me all of the "don't pick on Britney" crap.

13 comments:

The Mistress said...

If she's so concerned about the paparazzi, why doesn't she try the Michael Jackson approach to child-rearing where she just throws a blanket over his head?

D. Prince said...

I'm sure when her son grows up he would have wished she did throw a blanket over his head. Have you SEEN all of the pictures of him looking drunk/drugged?

MC said...

Well, that dacquari that she calls breast milk would knock out a horse. I am wondering at what age the young mr. spears-federline-osment-masterson-carter is going to:

a) get emancipated
b) write his tell all autobiography
c) enter rehab

Maddie said...

If she did ride around with that baby in her lap (I hope Poppy is right though) then Britney can kiss Sean P goodbye for a little while.

Litzi said...

Hi D. Prince,
The look on Britney Ass-paragus Spear’s face indicates she’s several fries short of a Happy Meal. She and Kevin should NOT be parents at this time in their ego driven lives.

One question I’d like to have answered is has either of them ever heard of birth control? It’d be a blessing if CPS did remove the poor kid from their grasp. Boo-Hoo, Britney!

Prunella Jones said...

Even with black hair she's still a dumb blond. (bless her heart as the southerners say)

Anonymous said...

She thinks that her baby riding on her lap is quite ok. When she was interviewed she said in a southern fried chicken sort of accent that her daddy used to drive with her on his lap all the time - its the southern way!

Anonymous said...

I know. Well her Daddy didn't drive with her on his lap down the pacific coast higway for christ sake!

Anonymous said...

The car may or may not have been moving but regardless she's irresponsible.

Serendipity said...

sometimes, the combination of the pain of listening to your baby screech on end, and the huge tears pooling on their eyes makes a mother do stupid thing.

I've been guilty of taking my baby out of the carseat and feeding him. Yep, on a moving vehicle (even if it's only in my neigborhood street.

It's just really unfortunate that Britney is a celebrity and is crucified for it.

I want to know how many mothers here have NEVER ever done it?

Maddie said...

I' from the South...it's not a 'southern' thang. It's an ignernt thang...

D. Prince said...

I've had to nurse my babies while on the road but I found a spot to pull over and do it. I see people all the time with kids not in carseats for whatever reason. And I won't ever be convinced that ir's ok to have your kids unbelted in a moving car, even if they are crying.

How fucking hard is it to just pull over?

Michelle Flaherty said...

Is that a wig or did she really dye her hair? Did she really think that that would deceive the papparazzi?