Thursday, June 22, 2006



'There's a sculpture in our bedroom, a solid brass replica of Antonio's manhood. It's very expensive, he gave it to me as a romantic gift.'

6 comments:

MC said...

SO...many... jokes... can't contain them... all

*head explodes*

Litzi said...

Hi D. Prince,
How ironic; I was just wondering the other day what ever happened to Antonio Banderas, and then you post a picture of Melanie Griffith.

OMG!! What’s with her? Her hair looks like she’s undergone repeated shock therapy; the wrinkled neck and terrible face lift don’t jibe; and her eyes look like she’s higher than a kite on something.

Maybe the solid brass replica of his manhood is about as close as Antonio cares to get to her; he figures she wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between it and the real thing.

Melanie could use an extreme make-over, ASAP.

Maddie said...

She looks like he beat the hell out of her with it.

And that hair? It looks fried, dyed and laid to the side.

Prunella Jones said...

What a crappy gift! I'd rather get diamonds or a Prada bag then some brass dick!

Jen said...

That is a scary pic!
hahahahah

>>> She looks like he beat the hell out of her with it.<<<

LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if she uses it when he's not around.