Friday, July 07, 2006

No, I Did Not Make This Up



BEER-swilling Baywatch star David Hasselhoff was booted out of Wimbledon — because he was “steaming drunk”.

A guard led him from the tennis tournament’s grounds after a series of clashes with security staff.

FIRST, the 53-year-old actor had a blazing row outside Centre Court. Guards would not let him in because he did not have a valid ticket.

THEN he was banned from press and players’ bars as he tried to get another drink.

Hasselhoff, who has fought a long battle with booze, yelled at staff: “You should let me in. Do you know who I am? I’m The Hoff.”

Security chiefs ordered Hoff out. One guard said: “He was steaming drunk.”

Via The Sun Online

7 comments:

Maddie said...

And all this time I thought he understood we were making fun of him...not complimenting him.

D. Prince said...

Nope, he's even dumber than we thought.

I have a feeling it's going to be a Hoff Summer, this is just the beginning. It's gonna get ugly.

Geoff said...

They have players' bars? It would make it a bit more interesting if they all got pissed.

Anonymous said...

What a LOSER!

Prunella Jones said...

He should start hanging out with Pete Doherty.

Anonymous said...

Maybe if he sang to them he would have won them over to let him in for another drink

Michelle Flaherty said...

Didn't he know that they didn't let him in BECAUSE he's David Hasslehoff?