Wednesday, August 09, 2006

This Is one of the Most Frightening Things I Have Ever Seen

9 comments:

Litzi said...

Hi D. Prince,
This tape is frightening and absolutely sickening. Didn’t you tell me that David Hasselhoff was popular in Europe? After watching this performance, it’s difficult to believe why anyone would give him the time of day. The scenes with the American Flag as a backdrop were particularly egregious; how totally obnoxious of him to be displaying this moral degeneracy as a United States citizen. He should crawl back in his bottle and stay there.

Thanks, I think, for this enlightening bit of tape.

D. Prince said...

I just can't believe he wrote a song about coercing women into his car.

Isn't that just a tad inappropriate?

But what can one really expect from this dweeb?

Anonymous said...

This guy is pure genius - I can see why you were frightened, he has no equal!

Prunella Jones said...

There are no words. (shudders)

However said...

oh my god! Now I'm going to have that song in my head! Aaagh!!

That's so cheesy it hurts.

Kapitano said...

He's joking. He has to be. Mocking his former image as sex god (with or without hightech car). It's all a bit of coy self-mockery that Brits and Europeans do all the time.

Either that or the man is so buttock-clenchingly humourless and incapable of irony that he doesn't know the difference between "deliberately shit" and "highly commercial".

Maddie said...

I can't get over his dance moves...or lack there of. And what is with the cheesy graphics in the background? Too many things wrong with that video to enumerate.

Anonymous said...

after watching this I didn't know what to do first, sit down and weep for what we women have to deal with in this society, or take a bath - in gin.

Schadenfreude said...

It's self-mockery, right? Has to be.

If not, well, I'll expect those Four Horsemen any minute now.