Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Holy Shit It's Suri Cruise!




Could she have more hair?
Just kidding, she's pretty adorable.

15 comments:

Litzi said...

Hi D. Prince,
Suri is adorable; I wonder why all the hiding and secrecy, when she looks like any normal little kid?

D. Prince said...

Who in the Hell could figure out why those two weirdos do anything.

I have heard that they were shopping around for a high price to sell the photos for. Or maybe they were just waiting for the squashy newborn phase to be done.

Kiley said...

She is a fuckin' cutie!!!

Dizzy Dee said...

I suppose its the only time of Suri's life that there WON'T be paparazi pics, and that's their reason for "Hiding" her. I might have done the same if I had known the burden of fame.

The Mistress said...

Note that they've not shown her cloven hooves.

Litzi said...

Hi D. Prince,
Another adorable picture of Suri. Have you heard if she’s going to be indoctrinated into Scientology? You can’t help but feel sorry for the poor girl with those two for parents. I’d be a step in the right direction if Tom and Katie got married; as it stands now, it’s an unstable (and unsuitable) beginning to her life.

Prunella Jones said...

I am unconvinced.

D. Prince said...

True true MJ.

Prunella: I am a little perplexed by the hair, my kids didn't have that mugh hair when they started kindergarten for christ sakes.

Miss Litzi: I feel sorry for any child who is forced to grow up in any screwed up religion or cult.

Anonymous said...

Beautiful baby .... but what's UNDER all that hair? hmmm? Rosemary's baby was cute, too ....

There was a photo of the parents in Premiere magazine recently (post baby, sans baby) and Katie looked about 20 years older and like she'd been whacked over the head with a fish-bonker. Kind of gave me the heebie-jeebies. I hope she gets to enjoy her baby, poor kid, or should I say "poor kids"?

Litzi said...

Wow! Maybe Suri’s as bald as a billiard cue, with just an occasional tuft of BLONDE hair…..now that’s something to contemplate.

I hesitate to say this, but I wonder when the novelty of having a baby is going to wear off for these two wackos and the poor kid’s going to be neglected and passed off on someone else (namely a nanny) to raise. On second thought, that might be the best thing that could happen to Suri……

Jake said...

You dimwits! It's a hairpiece the poor baby has on..I feel so sorry for that kid!

Litzi said...

Do you think putting a hairpiece on a baby would qualify as child abuse? It seems kind of mean to me...

Anonymous said...

Great - this is the first I've seen. Beware the tiny dictator may sue you for $20 mil. She's cute, looks like Katie but not tom.

Jen said...

I laughed out loud when I read this

>>Do you think putting a hairpiece on a baby would qualify as child abuse?<<

HAHAHahHA

That is a lot of hair...
That's because she's Xenu Spawn

Maddie said...

Yeah...she looks like she's wearing a rug with a chin strap. Cute face though. She looks like her mom...