Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Idiotic Celebrity Quote of the Week

"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of conserving trees which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required."

Sheryl Crow

8 comments:

zura said...

Oh for crying out loud... *that's* her Big Solution?? She should spend more time singing than talking, if you ask me.

Miss Litzi said...

Hi D. Prince,
Perhaps this is the reason she and Lance Armstrong are no longer together. “One square per restroom visit”? Eeewwww!

Battlerocker said...

I prefer one roll per restroom visit. Just to be safe.

For extra protection, I leave most of the roll strewn out on the floor.

D. Prince said...

Pretty ridiculous.

b13 said...

Visualize this. Five easy steps to using one square per movement.

1) Take a square and fold it in half the again to make it square.
2) Rip off the corner and unfold the bigger piece.
3) Place finger in hole and use to wipe.
4) As you pull the paper off your finger use it to wipe your finger tip.
5) Use the initial torn piece to clean under your nail.

MJ said...

I can't spare a square.

Maddie said...

She's obviously never had the Mexican Pizza from Taco Bell.

Battlerocker...you cracked me up.

Annie Drogynous said...

Okay Sheryl, I'll give it a "go". But if my fingers get wet or stained in any way, it's your ass I'm coming after for opening your mouth on the topic.

"Pesky squares" *snicker*