Thursday, June 07, 2007

I Can't Fucking Believe It!



What am I talking about, of course I can.

So let me get this straight; Paris Hilton gets released from jail for medical reasons and now she gets to serve her sentence in her mansion?

I'm glad I'm not an American taxpayer.

6 comments:

Jen said...

unfuckingbelievable

D. Prince said...

My thoughts exactly.

qtilla said...

This whole Paris to prison thing has just been so disappointing for me. It went something like this:
Justice System: I bought you a pony!
Me: Really?!
J.S.: Well, a miniature pony...
Me: Neat!
J.S.: Well, actually a My Little Pony.
Me: Hmmmmmm...
J.S.: Well, a ball of lint.
Me: Thanks.
J.S.: Can I have it back.
Me: Whatever.

Annie Drogynous said...

I think the best part was just a little while ago when the reporters were outside her home, a truck pulled up and the truck driver said "We're from a rental company. There's supposed to be a party here tonight!". D'OH! I think the party's goin' on without Paris!

Her medical problem is called "Jailitis" which went away immediately upon exiting the jail. People with cancer aren't allowed to leave, the Princess shouldn't be allowed to either. She's going back. Mark my words.

D. Prince said...

You were right Annie!

She's on her way back!

Agent Orange said...

My cat gets int hat very same position, just before she starts licking her own crotch!