Monday, June 04, 2007

I Thought This Day Would Never Come

Paris Hilton Is In Jail!

Although she will be kept in isolation and therefore (unfortunately) safe.

There is still hope that this might be a horrific experience for little Paris.


MJ said...

Maybe Martha Stewart will knit her a prison poncho.

Happily Anonymous said...

Meh....who cares. She's a waste of time and space.

Just Dave said...

Agreed. She will probably file a civil rights action when her porridge arrives lukewarm.

Mrs. G said...

the (ghost-written) memoirs should be entertaining - somehow she'll make staring at a wall waiting for the next grilled cheese sandwich to arrive seem like the most excruciating torment.

my sympatho-meter isn't registering

D. Prince said...

Mine either.