I'll knock the Italian out of 'ya.
My Granny calls me her 'little shit.' My mother told me that she found me in the 'gypsy free-box."I can actually feel the radiating love.
"You have a God damned brain like a sieve" It took a while before I realized what a sieve was.
No wonder we're all so twisted!
dad: "don't make me get up."mom: "i'll crack ya"
“Why was I blessed with a kid like you”....
Yes, I remember the "don't make me get up" one very well.
"Stop that!", said at random intervals.The question "Stop what?" was invariably met with "That!".
Scottish Gran upon learning that at the age of 6 I had a night light.'You embarass me.'
Mom: "Go play on the freeway!"
mom: "Oooh, my hand is getting itchy!" (only a good walloping of our behinds would ease the itch)dad: "When we get home, I'm going to set you straight." (followed by the 40 minute drive home of dread)Jacqueline's "You embarass me" is hilarious. How on earth do you combat that one?
My Uncle Isabel (yes, uncle.. she was living with my Aunt Mabel) once called me incorrigible. When I asked what the hell that meant (I was 8), she told me to look it up. So I said, "Oh.. you don't know, either, huh?" I wasn't her favourite.
That is HILARIOUS!
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