Wednesday, August 15, 2007

What's So Shocking?



Don't all Mom's talk like that?
My Mother's favourite line: Shut up or I'll knock your heads together.

What was your Mom or Dad's favourite term of endearment?

14 comments:

b13 said...

I'll knock the Italian out of 'ya.

qtilla said...

My Granny calls me her 'little shit.'

My mother told me that she found me in the 'gypsy free-box."

I can actually feel the radiating love.

Avalon said...

"You have a God damned brain like a sieve" It took a while before I realized what a sieve was.

D. Prince said...

No wonder we're all so twisted!

Regal said...

dad: "don't make me get up."

mom: "i'll crack ya"

Miss Litzi said...

“Why was I blessed with a kid like you”....

D. Prince said...

Yes, I remember the "don't make me get up" one very well.

Kapitano said...

"Stop that!", said at random intervals.

The question "Stop what?" was invariably met with "That!".

Jacqueline said...

Scottish Gran upon learning that at the age of 6 I had a night light.

'You embarass me.'

D. Prince said...

Ouch!

Begonia Buzzkill said...

Mom: "Go play on the freeway!"

zura said...

mom: "Oooh, my hand is getting itchy!" (only a good walloping of our behinds would ease the itch)

dad: "When we get home, I'm going to set you straight." (followed by the 40 minute drive home of dread)

Jacqueline's "You embarass me" is hilarious. How on earth do you combat that one?

trish said...

My Uncle Isabel (yes, uncle.. she was living with my Aunt Mabel) once called me incorrigible. When I asked what the hell that meant (I was 8), she told me to look it up. So I said, "Oh.. you don't know, either, huh?"

I wasn't her favourite.

D. Prince said...

That is HILARIOUS!