Hey Chachi, Where's Joanie?

Need I say more?

David Letterman Sticks It To Paris Hilton

I fucking love it!

I've Been Neglecting My Blog

With the back to school season, first cold of the year and just plain exhaustion has caused me to neglect my favourite hobby.

Thanks for hanging in there.

Oh Sweet Jesus!

What in the Hell is in there?

That's Mighty Sanitary

Guess Who #26

Glad To See I'm Not The Only One Who Looks Like Shit Today

Quote of the Weak

"I will never have time for Courtney Love. She was the first person to give my son Jack the prescription drug OxyContin. There's not a shadow of doubt in my mind about that. My dislike towards her is very personal. I'm not saying Jack wouldn't have taken it if she hadn't given it to him, but I'm appalled that an adult mother would give that to a 15-year-old boy. How could she do that to someone else's child? I haven't had a row with her, but I will never talk to her."

Sharon Osbourne

Her Nipples Really Are Made of Metal!

I can see once but twice?

Please Tell Me I'm Not The Only One Who Thinks She Looks Like a Transvestite

Coco's Bizarre Ass Is Back!

Guess Who #26