Saturday, March 31, 2007

Friday, March 30, 2007

Idiotic Celebrity Quote of the Week~Travolta Edition

"It [global warming] is a very valid issue, "I'm wondering if we need to think about other planets and dome cities."

I've got an idea, bonehead, how about instead of polluting and fucking up other planets or living in domed cities- you just stop flying your fucking jets to the grocery store?

Photo of Travolta's house in Florida.

Click here to read just how much jet fuel Travolta burns in a year.


Donald Trump needs to lay off the self-tanner.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

A Message For The Loved Ones of Star Jones

If you care about this woman at all could you please let her know that she is not ready for sleeveless.

Courtney Love Seems To Be On The Nicole Richie Diet

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Friday, March 23, 2007

I Think...

this is one of the last people I'd want to teach my child how to ride a bike.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

This Picture of The Olsen Twins Completely Weirds Me Out!

They remind me of little trolls who should only come out at night.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Guess Who #14

Prunella's cousin Edith got it!

Haven't Seen Gene Wilder In Awhile

I couldn't believe it when I read that he is 73.
It seems like just yesterday that I saw Stir Crazy for the first time. But now that I think about it I was 7!

Jeez, we're all getting old.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

I Smell A Slide Show

I've missed a lot while I was down so I'm going to play a little catch up.

That is one happy family.
Aretha Franklin scares me.
Ouch! talk about mixing patterns.
Eddie Eddie Eddie.
I guess even Hobbits have balls.
We might have a new star of the hideous maternity wear feature.
I swear Marc Anthony has been dead for months and J.Lo just props him up for events.
One last photo of Tori pregnant. I'm going to miss them.
Selma's pregnant and marrying this guy?
The only hotel I have ever stayed at in Vegas is no longer.
Three's Company turns 30!

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Tori Spelling Gives Birth!

This was worth crawling off the couch for.

All good things must come to an end.

Miss Tori gave birth to a baby boy who weighed in at 6 lbs, 6 oz!

Poor little thing.

I'm Down With The Flu

I thought I got away easy this year but nope.
Spent Sunday night on the bathroom floor.

Feeling a tiny bit better but I'll be back when I'm 100%.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Play Dressup With Suri Cruise

MC sent me this little gem.
Check it out, it's worth it.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Idiotic Celebrity Quote of the Week

"I actually spend my evenings with a good book. Dostoevsky and John Steinbeck are my favourite authors and I'm currently reading Paulo Coelho's The Alchemist."

-Mischa Barton

Okie Dokie Artichokie

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Friday, March 02, 2007

Oh My God! Tori Spelling Has a Blog

And it's called Tori and Dean In Love!
There's even a post called Poo is funny sometimes.

I smell a new feature.

Thursday, March 01, 2007