The Incredible Shrinking Man

Matthew McConaughey's Package...

Isn't what I Felt Like Looking At This Morning But There It Is!

Ouch!

America's Sweetheart?

Are you kidding me? Like American doesn't have enough problems.

Please, to whomever is responsible for hiring this girl... Stop It!

I Miss The Fat Janet

At least when she was fat we didn't have to endure these endless half naked magazine covers.
Enough already!

Retro Reel

It's my birthday so I'm taking the weekend off from blogging.
Hope you all have a fantastic weekend.

Guess Who #6

Poppy got it!

What Kind of a Friggin' Smile Is That?

Tara Reid Down-Sized

A braless Barbra Streisand is not really what I wanted to see this morning.

Quote of the Week

Reverend BOB HARRINGTON ~ Is no fan of the Simpson family.
"Their father has replaced his faith in the Lord with the love of money, which is the root of all evil. "He has replaced holiness with horniness. Jessica and Ashlee will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. "Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell. They don't represent American standards and certainly not Christian standards."

The Paris Hilton Tapes ~ Part Deux

These tapes are hilarious.

She openly admits to loving gossip, frequently over-exaggerating, eats coffee instead of drinking it and that she's not very smart. Which is evident as she cannot form one coherent sentence.
Also, here's her new music video "jealousy"
She looks bored and half asleep while she disses Nicole Richie.

The Amazing Race Season 10

Tonight was the night we've all been waiting for.
Well, at least it was the night Poppy and I have been waiting for.

A new season of the Amazing Race Woo Hoo!

First off and I say this every season: At the very start of the race, do you really think it's necessary to run at Mach 10 to get to your car and risk injury?
Someone always falls or at the very least stumbles badly. Just wondering.

Anyway, my early favourite teams are Team Karma (who proceeded to get eliminated) too bad they were really sweet.

The Kentucky couple, you gotta love em, just try not to. And.... who else... um...the heavy drug users? Nope. But speaking of them, I have never seen someone high on nitrous shown with an actual tank on television before.

Early least favourites: Rob & Kimberly, just another bickering angry couple who secretly hate each other. She has implants and a bad attitude and he's gross with a bad temper. I'm sure they will be providing some entertaining clips. But of course they'll blame the editing.

Overused and over obvious product placement of the episode: Thrifty Car Rental

Quote of the night: "She can run the Iron Man but she can't wait in line?"

For All of My Beta Friends

It took a nice gentleman to point out that my Beta friends would be able to comment on my blog again if only I would get off my ass and change my anonymous comment setting.

So I switched back to allow anonymous comments, hope this helps.

And a big thank you to Mr. Young.

Call Me Old Fashion...

But isn't this photo of Cindy Crawford's daughter Kaia (supposedly modeling children's swimsuits) a tad disturbing?

It's The Pitt's!

I glanced at this photo quickly and thought it was Julia Roberts and Pierce Bronson.
But it's The Pitt's.

Gag Me With a Spoon

DO NOT enlarge this photo if you ever want to digest food again.

Whitney Looks Wrecked

When I first glanced at this picture, I didn't know who was in the middle.
Word has it that Bobby & Whitney are no longer, I'm thinking that's a good thing.

Maddox Maddox Maddox

Tell me one good reason why anyone would do this to their child.

A Mohawk and a Mullet? Poor thing.

You just know they both pick their nose and eat it.
I realize that was a really gross thing to write but you know it's true, just look at them.
Ewww.

And just what kind of point do you think this photographer is trying to make? Maybe that Christina Ricci's forehead is friggin' HUGE.

Well that's just rude.

Retro Reel

I Spy With My Little Eye...

One Hell of an ugly armpit.

Matthew Broderick Looks a Tad Bloated

Guess The Transvestite

Just kidding, I don't want to insult transvestites, frankly they look better.

Give Me A Break

Gwen Stefani's new doll line.

Guess Who's Wearing The Hideous Shorts

Maddie got it and she's back!

Holy Shit It's Suri Cruise!

Could she have more hair?
Just kidding, she's pretty adorable.

Crikey!

Steve Irwin aka The Crocodile Hunter has apparently died. It's being reported that he died from a sting-ray barb to the chest. There aren't a whole lot of details as of yet but I guess it was just a matter of time considering the line of work he was in.

I did admire his enthusiasm and love of animals.

"Every cent we earn from Crocodile Hunter goes straight back into conservation. Every single cent."

Steve Irwin 1962~2006

Sunday Night Links

Inside The Actor's Studio needs to be cancelled now!

Poor Tara Reid.
Why anyone would want to go into a bar that is blaring Kenny Logan's is beyond me but here is a hilarious video of Tara being denied entry while Paris saunters by.

A full list of Nardwuar's Radio Interviews (for your listening pleasure)

The Biggest mouths in Hollywood (literally)

32 worst lyrics of all time.

Come On Dee...

Is this really necessary?

My Favourite Couple At The MVA'S

K Fed's Lose Control Video

I almost lost control after watching this, control over my stomach contents that is.

He just raps over an annoying loop about how much money he has. I really detest the whole Bling thang. Who gives a shit how much money these losers have.